Best 12 quotes of Robert Clark on MyQuotes

Embryonic cells, by their very definition, are not from your body. Right now, inside your body, you have everything necessary to build what you need now.

I was very surprised when last I bought a packet of cigarettes and had to request a refund as I read a warning that told me 'smoking can cause fatal lung cancer'.

My daughter told me she wasn't afraid of spider but that she was afraid of my smoking. She said that she was afraid of my dying.

Always buy pornographic books in hardback because they're easier to hold with one hand.

Delia Smith needs to realise that when Nigella flirts with the camera she comes across as a slut. When Delia does it she comes across as an old slut.

I am completely opposed to the British National Party; I couldn't possibly support people who find fluorescent yellow flyers appealing.

I am with the Hot Sexy Banking Corporation. As all the other banks are going bust, they are just getting bustier.

I have always been homosexual and it surprises me that more people are not; women's pink bits are moist and forbidding and I enjoy those qualities much more in a Victoria sponge.

I will now sing another song for your pleasure. Now, if you like Phil Collins...you should be shot in the head.

The government are tightening up on ID for sales of tobacco and alcohol so I recommend that young people take more drugs.

When asked why I don't believe in God I reply, quite simply, "vaginas".

Yes, you may ask my name but only if you can tell me: are your thighs as fine as a fresh, crisp morning in early July?