Best 3 quotes of Ian Martin on MyQuotes

Ever met a sympathetic doctor? No ways. They’re always impatient, glancing at the watch, calculating the price of your sickness against the price of another pair of shoes for the bitch wife with the reluctant cunt.

Religion and nationalism? I defecate on the altar of religious conviction, and wipe my arse on the flag of national pride.

You never know what’s lurking in the bloodstream, or skulking under the foreskin, or squatting in the liver, or flitting hither and thither from branch to branch in the bronchial forest.