Best 10 quotes in «funny retirement quotes» category

When I was younger, I thought about retiring.

We have to thank God for this retirement.

For me retiring wasn't hard once I knew that that was the decision I was going to make.

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

God has a plan for your retirement.

I'm retiring the Mos Def name after 2011. I'm actually doing it.

Sanders was a friend of chickens.

Old teachers never die, they just grade away.

Once I retire, I'm retiring. I'm done.