Best 3 quotes in «funny weed quotes» category

Why do I do it? Because I enjoy its effects. You know, I - why does anybody use any mind-altering substance, you know, because they like the way it makes them feel.

I got high, and forgot I wasn't supposed to get high.

In our culture, the Native Americans, when two strangers come together. You know what we do in our culture? We smoke the peace pipe.