Best 5 quotes of Steve Yegge on MyQuotes

About half of all design patterns out there [...] appear to be ways take perfectly natural design ideas and twist them to fit into someones static type system: recipes for pounding square pegs into round holes

Bezos is super smart; don't get me wrong. He just makes ordinary control freaks look like stoned hippies.

Great programmers learn how to program their tools, not just use them.

Java is like a variant of the game of Tetris in which none of the pieces can fill gaps created by the other pieces, so all you can do is pile them up endlessly.

We don't have a Steve Jobs here. I'm sorry, but we don't.