Best 121 quotes of Jerry Coleman on MyQuotes

A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.

And it's a long drive down the line to centerfield.

And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.

At the end, excitement maintained its hysteria.

At the end of six innings of play, it's Montreal 5, Expos 3.

Benedict may not be as hurt as he really is.

Billy Almon has all of his in-laws and outlaws here this afternoon.

Bob Davis has his hair differently this year, short with curls like Randy Jones wears. I think you call it a Frisbee.

Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding.

Davis fouls out to third in fair territory.

DeShaies is like a clock out there. Every other pitch goes one way or the other.

Edwards missed getting Stearns at third base by an eyeball.

Enos Cabell started out here with the Astros, and before that he was with the Orioles.

Eric Show will be 0 for 10 if that pop fly ever comes down.

Even though the ball was doubled, they got it anyway.

Finley is going over to get a new piece of bat.

From the way Denny's shaking his head, he's either got an injured shoulder or a gnat in his eye.

Gaylord Perry and Willie McCovey should know each other like a book. They've been ex-teammates for years now.

Gene Richards swings, the ball bounces foul and hits him in the head. No harm done.

George Hendrick simply lost that sun-blown pop-up.

Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.

Grubb goes back, back... He's under the warning track and makes the play.

Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

He can be lethal death.

Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

He many not be hurt as much as he really is.

He slides into second with a stand-up double.

Hi folks, I'm Gerry Gross!

Hi, folks, I'm Jerry Gross. No, I'm not, I'm Jerry Coleman.

Houston has its largest crowd of the night here this evening.

Hrabosky looks fierce in that Fu Manchu haircut.

I challenge anyone, even with a radar machine, to hit that slider.

I don't know about Willie Davis. He's not as young as he used to be.

I don't mean he missed him, but he just didn't get him when he put the tag on him.

If ever an error had "F" written on it, that grounder did.

If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement.

If Rose's streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck.

I like to use big words so people will think I know what I'm talking about.

I sure hope you're staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.

It's a base hit on the error by Roberts.

It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there.

It's off the leg and into the left field of Doug Rader.

It was a death struggle every day being a Yankee you either won or you lost. There was no second place. Half of us were nuts by the end of a season.

I've made a couple of mistakes I'd like to do over.

I've never seen a game like this. Every game this year has been like this.

Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus.

Kent Abbott is in the on-deck circuit.

Larry Lintz steals second standing up. He slid, but he didn't have to.

Larry Moffett is 6' 3". Last year he was 6" 6".

Last night's homer was Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500.