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By AnonymMickey Rivers
Ain't no sense worryin' about the things you got control over, 'cause if you got control over 'em, ain't no sense worryin'. And ain't no sense worryin' about the things you don't got control over, 'cause if you don't got control over 'em, ain't no sense worryin'.
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By AnonymMickey Rivers
Ain't no sense worrying about the things you got control over 'cause if you got control over 'em, ain't no sense worrying. Ain't no sense worrying about the things you got no control over 'cause if you got no control over 'em, ain't no sense worrying.
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By AnonymMickey Rivers
He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.
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By AnonymMickey Rivers
I like playing on this team. We actually been doin' real good. Got a different mix here. Most important thing is you gotta keep pickin' up in paces. That's why we're playing contentious play. We got top names, guys can still hit in the majors, guys been out of the game hittin' the ball, shockin' it. Don't have no old, old guys. Not sayin' they don't get a good job done. Fact is, they've been vice versa. So that's incentive right there. It's been a plus.
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By AnonymMickey Rivers
It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.
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By AnonymMickey Rivers
My goals are to hit .300, score 100 runs, and stay injury-prone.
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By AnonymMickey Rivers
Pitching is 80% of the game and the other half is hitting and fielding.
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By AnonymMickey Rivers
The first thing you do when you get out to center field is put up your finger and check the wind chill factor.
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By AnonymMickey Rivers
These guys are so old they're eligible for meals on wheels.
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By AnonymMickey Rivers
What was the name of that dog on "Rin Tin Tin"?
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By AnonymMickey Rivers
Your first name's white, your second is Hispanic, and your third belongs to a black. No wonder you don't know who you are.
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