Best 4 quotes of Herb Gardner on MyQuotes

A man who is not touched by the earthy lyricism of hot pastrami, the pungent fantasy of corned beef, pickles, frankfurters, the great lusty impertinence of good mustard is a man of stone and without heart.

You treat God like you treat any dangerous looney — keep him calm and stay on his good side.

Nat: Maybe you broke something. Midge: I know. Never fall down, never fall down! Nat: Ah, it's nothing. I fall down every morning. I get up, I have a cup of coffee, I fall down. That's the system. Two years old, you stand up and then BOOM! seventy years later, you fall down again.

You have got to own your days and live them, each one of them, every one of them, or else the years go by and none of them belong to you.