Best 4 quotes of Marcus Berkmann on MyQuotes

Not only do we mock the Eurovision Song Contest itself, but we lampoon other European countries for taking it so seriously, and they all retaliate by voting for each other every year and ignoring our (sometimes) palpably superior songs. Accordingly, Britain has become the Millwall FC of Eurovision: we are hated, we know we are hated, and we pretend we are happy to be hated. It's actually quite a sad state of affairs.

For once cricket has claimed you, it never lets you go

In art, questions are always more interesting than answers.

We recognised that the youth demographic needed to be pursued, preferably with dogs.