Best 30 quotes of Buffy Andrews on MyQuotes

A cliffhanger is when ...

As I drove out the wrought iron gates I had entered, I noticed for the first time how intricate and beautiful they were. They were forged by hand so many years ago and had stood the test of time.

A tweet a day keeps writer's block away.

Caught red-handed for exclamation abuse.

Climax: It's all downhill from here.

Conflict. Conflict. Where art thou conflict?

Do you remember the time, Mike,” Jeremy laughed, “that you put a banana down your pants and walked up to the Palma-nator. It looked like you had one hell of a hard-on.

Good editors are priceless.

Grammar, you're the pickiest noun I know.

Hey Revision. You can be a pain but you do make Book better.

I am so over you, Rejection. You can't get to me like that anymore. I won't let you squash my hopes and dreams. (Slams door) So there!

I don’t do math.

If I write as well as I golf, I'm in trouble!

If rejections were cash, I'd be rich

If you see it in Strunk and White it's so.

I’ll pray for good semen. And I’ll get all of my friends to pray for good semen.

I loss Muse!

I love Edit. He gives me tons of second chances to make things just right between us.

I'm in love with writing, but sometimes I swear it hates me.

I'm trying to give my character voice but he won't speak.

It’s a great day to write a best-seller.

I wear the writer pants in the family.

Me to characters: talk to me people.

Me to Comma: I will never get use to you wanting to butt your way into my sentences -- even if you're right.

Show me the contract.

The best kind of day is a writing day

The pimple is perfect.

Trying to get an agent is like standing in line to be picked for kickball. Pick me! Pick me! ...Dang, last again.

Write on!

You deserve good sperm. You’ve waited a long time.