Best 6 quotes of Kyril Bonfiglioli on MyQuotes

I never drink alcohol. I do not like to blunt my senses.’ ‘Goodness,’ I babbled, ‘but how awful for you. Not drinking, I mean. I mean, imagine getting up in the morning knowing that you’re not going to feel any better all day.

It will be a sad day for the world when the Oriental gent realizes that Western bumbling is only Eastern guile in a different idiom. Well, a lot of it, anyway.

To be on foot in the United States is only immoral, not illegal.

Why do people build houses to keep the climate out, then cut holes in the walls to let it in again? I shall never understand.

I very carefully levered up an eyelid and shut it again fast. A merciless sunbeam had squirted straight in, making my brain bleed.

Some of my best friends are women,' I snapped, 'though I certainly wouldn't want my daughter to marry one of them.