Best 4 quotes of James R. Tuck on MyQuotes

Are you fighting evil tonight?...Then you are doing the Lord's work. Shut the fuck up.

I also know a Were-Pomeranian named Phoebe Fluffenstuff that will gut someone with her samurai sword as casually as you would slice a pie

If you're dealing with a pack of werewolves I'll jump in without hesitation, but I was not getting in the middle of a pack of crazed shoppers on Black Friday

Nobody should have to die to a crappy soundtrack