Best 4 quotes of Sam Pink on MyQuotes

And I lie down on your carpet so long that you think I will stay forever but I get up and I see the indentation in the carpet and I get jealous and say, "I am no longer needed here.

And I saw my reflection in a lake and I waited for it to freeze a little bit so I could break it with my boot.

My ideal date would involve painful silence. My ideal date wouldn't involve me.

Sometimes I definitely feel a sense of accomplishment but it’s never after accomplishing something.