Best 9 quotes of Andrew Hussie on MyQuotes

Do you know how much power I have over you? Yes, you, the one just sitting there hitting the f5 button day in and day out!

I've gotta believe in what my heart tells in me, even if it's a fake thing.

An obscenely long, coarse kermit cock is being dragged across my anguished face.

GAMZEE: honk. KARKAT: WHAT. GAMZEE: HONK. KARKAT: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????

Mutha. F***ing. Shenanigans.

ROSE: I think I've spent too much time around Dave. ROSE: I've also probably spent too much time sharing his genes.

There is also a CAN OF PEANUTS on the desk. Ha ha, oh DAD. You won't be falling for THAT one again any time soon. A severe peanut allergy is a terrible affliction to cope with.

The streets are empty. Wind skims the voids keeping neighbors apart, as if grazing the hollow of a cut reed, or say, a plundered mailbox. A familiar note is produced. It's the one Desolation plays to keep its instrument in tune.

TT: This session was never meant to bear fruit. TT: It's barren, so to speak. EB: that's a bit of a bummer! EB: i am still skeptical about that, though. TT: That's why you're our leader, John. EB: huh? TT: Optimism through stalwart skepticism is a defect not everyone is lucky enough to be cursed with. EB: that's stupid. EB: i'm not your leader, i am your FRIEND, there is a BIG difference! TT: Statements like that are also why you're our leader.