Best 6 quotes of Frances Winkler on MyQuotes

I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of pornography and butt plugs romantic, just cute, over-the-pants, PG-13 movie stuff.

If I self-loathe with any more passion, I will spontaneously combust.

I'm collector of stuff that people make with their brain. I keep them in little jars and I take them out and play with them sometimes too. The stuff, not the people.

Love is like a picnic without ants, pleasant for a while, but sooner or later something's definitely getting squashed.

There once was a man from Des Moines Whose wife was always annoyed He stepped in the kitchen She started her bitchin' Now that fucking cunt is dead.

What can I say? I'm like a playground water fountain, I live to wet people's pants.