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By AnonymMatthew Norman
If a car can represent something, this one represents contradiction. For most of his life, my dad has been able to have any woman he wants. In response, he’s gone through as many as possible, betraying each for someone younger and more absurd. Conversely, for most of his life he’s been able to have any car he wants, too. In response, he’s remained married to this, a 1982 Porsche with a tricky clutch.
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By AnonymMatthew Norman
I instantly like people who laugh at my jokes. It's a weakness of mine.
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By AnonymMatthew Norman
I realize how utterly amazing it is that we're all able as humans to go about our daily lives without constantly obsessing over the fact that each of us will almost certainly be in a sterile bed someday, medicated and slowly dying. This officially marks the most depressing thing that has ever crossed my mind.
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By AnonymMatthew Norman
I think you'll be a great teacher," said Gary. That's his role in my life: blind encourager and ambassador of false senses of security.
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By AnonymMatthew Norman
Sonya's a real person, like your Mother. Thirty years ago, that was your Mother's biggest flaw in my eyes, and now that's the thing I love most about Sonya. It's funny how things end, isn't it?
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By AnonymMatthew Norman
The most important people in this man's life - the people who have mattered to him most - aren't my Mother or his wives or me or Anna or Allie. The people who matter most are the people in his head. That is loneliness.
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