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As he slowly climbed the stairs, Cassidy looked upward and vowed in Scarlett O'Hara-like fashion, “As God is my witness, I shall never kick a man who's got my dick in his mouth again.

Cassidy continued to rub his chest and groaned at Ollie pleadingly. “I don't like it. Make it stop.” “It's just love, sweetie. It won't kill you. I promise.” “Love totally sucks ass!” Ollie shrugged nonchalantly. “Perhaps I'm wrong. Maybe you're having a heart attack.” Cassidy glanced back up, hopeful. “You think?” Ollie shook his head. “You're one sick bitch.

I snatched up the cardboard cup, plastered my lips to the plastic sippy-lid and sucked down a scalding hot mouthful. It burned, but I didn’t give a damn. I held the cup to my chest as if it were my most special friend while feeling the instant affect the coffee had on my mood and I smiled. “Hello lover.

I used to have Santa and the whole coal thing, but between Wade and their father, the little shits get whatever they want. They no longer feel like they need the fat bastard!