Best 3 quotes of Steven Norton on MyQuotes

Margaret Calhoun may not have been a holy roller, but she sure could fry the Hell out of a chicken.

Ruby's was where I'd long picked up delicious bits and pieces of small-town troubles, and of course, Ramona Jean was my very best source.

The general consensus seemed to be that if prayer didn't take care of the problem, a belt to the ass and the threat of reform school would.