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    Bolts of energy swirled in the air and streamed into Dave’s butt. Dave sneezed ... No. He farted through his nose.

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    Fred Barnett

    ...causing her eyes to bulge and her tongue to flick from behind her luscious lips, scaring away insects." — Amok 2015

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    They have no discipline. They’ll still need us.” “Ha!” said Postel. “No discipline? Behold!!!! My cat has written a book! ...And she's published!" — Amok 2015