Best 11 quotes in «murphys law quotes» category

And I also trust that there's more than one way to do something.

Almost anything is easier to get into than to get out of.

Muphry’s Law: “If you write anything criticising editing or proofreading, there will be a fault of some kind in what you have written.

All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.

[On social climbing:] Everything that goes up must come down.

Don't get mad, get even.

An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.” – Chloe Traeger

When all else fails, read the instructions.

The usefulness of any meeting is inversely proportional to the size of the group.

Ich lache immer, wenn etwas schiefläuft. Denn es ist meine Schuld. Nicht die des Universums, des Teufels, des Zufalls oder irgendwelcher anderer bösen Mächte. Ich gebe es gerne zu. Nur zu, schiebt die Schuld für eure Missgeschicke sowie für eure kleinen und großen Katastrophen in Zukunft gerne auf mich! Wer ich bin? Mein Name ist Murphy.