Best 11 quotes in «murphys law quotes» category

And I also trust that there's more than one way to do something.

All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.

Don't get mad, get even.

An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance

Almost anything is easier to get into than to get out of.

The usefulness of any meeting is inversely proportional to the size of the group.

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.” – Chloe Traeger

[On social climbing:] Everything that goes up must come down.

Ich lache immer, wenn etwas schiefläuft. Denn es ist meine Schuld. Nicht die des Universums, des Teufels, des Zufalls oder irgendwelcher anderer bösen Mächte. Ich gebe es gerne zu. Nur zu, schiebt die Schuld für eure Missgeschicke sowie für eure kleinen und großen Katastrophen in Zukunft gerne auf mich! Wer ich bin? Mein Name ist Murphy.

When all else fails, read the instructions.

Muphry’s Law: “If you write anything criticising editing or proofreading, there will be a fault of some kind in what you have written.