Best 151 quotes of John Mayer on MyQuotes

A man's got two shots for jewelry: a wedding ring and a watch. The watch is a lot easier to get on and off than a wedding ring.

And i start sleeping and dreaming and i think i'll dream about you, all through the night.

Anybody who tells you to have a fallback plan are people who had a fallback plan, didn’t follow their dreams, and don’t want you to either.

Atlanta's my musical home. It really was the place where I really came alive.

By the way, pornography? It's a new synaptic pathway. You wake up in the morning, open a thumbnail page, and it leads to a Pandora's box of visuals. There have probably been days when I saw 300 vaginas before I got out of bed.

Disappointment has a name, it's heartbreak

Don't be scared to walk alone. Don't be scared to like it.

Everybody enjoys arguing about the current state of music because it feels as if you are talking about something incredibly important, yet it requires little understanding of the subject matter at hand. It's like world politics meets the pink questions in Trivial Pursuit. Points are made but nothing gets accomplished.

Everybody is just a stranger, but that's the danger in going my own way.

Every song I put on a record could be a single and I just pack my bags for it... and the minute it takes off, I'm not gonna be home for a while.

Fathers be good to your daughters, daughters will love like you do. Girls become lovers, who turn into mothers, so mothers be good to your daughters, too.

Fender Custom Shop made this nickel plated Stratbelieve it or not, it sounds incredible.

God only knows how much I'd love you if you let me, but I can't break through at all.

Half of my heart's got a real good imagination, half of my heart's got you. . .Half of my hearts got a right mind to tell you that half of my heart won't do.

Half of my heart’s got a grip on the situation, half of my heart takes time.

Have you ever loved somebody, loved her completely, but had to end the relationship for life reasons?

Hopefully people can see my music is tethered to my brain.

How dare you say it's nothing to me? Baby, you're the only light I ever saw.

I am beginning to know what it feels like to be a woman. To have people looking at you all the time. And I'm sorry ladies, I had no idea! But people are looking at me all the time. It's like I have musical boobies!

I am invincible, as long as I'm alive.

I am who I am because of Dave Matthews Band

I believe in blues, and I believe that it's been misrepresented.

I believe that my life's gonna see the love I give returned to me.

I came from the last couple of years in a generation where we didn't have a computer around so we didn't waste as much time on the internet as we do now so I had large chuncks of time which to devote to doing something.

I can't describe it in words, but I can see it in my head, its color, its light, its shapes, and I've managed to synthesize my love for myself by way of many different reasonings and processes, and I've been able to really synthesize my own satisfaction and things that do it for me. They've usually been self-taught, self-instructed, self-refined. So to be with anybody else has to somewhat lie in that comfort zone I've created with myself so well.

I can't even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It's a nightmare.

I can't stress enough how important it is to write bad songs. There's a lot of people who don't want to finish songs because they don't think they're any good. Well they're not good enough. Write it!  I want you to write me the worst songs you could possible write me because you won't write bad songs. You're thinking they're bad so you don't have to finish it. That's what I really think it is. Well it's all right. Well, how do you know? It's not done!

I'd like to think the best of me was still hiding up in my sleeve.

I don't write songs in order to stick it to my exes. I don't release underground dis tracks.

I feel my shows are like a late-night talk show that we settle down and do every night.

I feel strikingly domestic. We're in our own world with two busses and trucks.

If I wake up in the morning and I don't want to get you a coffee or if I don't see you for a week and I don't want to go figure out something to FedEx you, then we've got a problem. You can fake the words I miss you, but you can't fake getting someone a book.

If you get half a million, at a certain stage you probably will get 4 million people, if they are able to hear it. The touring thing is unbelievable. It really is amazing from what we did the last tour even to what we are doing now.

If you never stop when you wave goodbye you just might find, if you give it time, you will wave hello again.

If you're good, and you know you're good, and you know you're better than those people getting paid to do it, you still have to have an open ear….Nobody's music is the enemy of your music…The idea that someone else has made it when they shouldn't have made it is toxic thinking.

If you told me I was going to live to 240, I would take 10 years off and try and act. I don't have that kind of time, so I'd much rather stick to playing guitar.

I hate being the heartbreaker. Hate it. If I date somebody and it doesn't work out, it's another nightmare for me.

I know the heart of life is good.

I have male fans, but I'm persuading them to become female!

I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life.

I have the obsessiveness of someone who's a sober, recovering addict displacing his addiction. Except I never had the addiction.

I have these accidents, these mistakes, these self-inflicted wounds, and then I tear my head to shreds about it for days.

I hope that what it comes down to at the end of the day is that people believe that I believe what I'm singing. It comes down to being believable. You don't have to be likeable; generally, though, I think I am.

I just wish they'd put a new word in the dictionary bigger than love because love just doesn't describe what I feel.

I knew what I wanted to do when I was 13 and I had to go through four years of high school to get out. That's a blessing, because I never had to lay on my bed staring up at the ceiling going, 'What am I going to do with my life?'

I like giving people something they don't want to miss the next time. It's a show with little twists and turns and curves. It has me being silly and stupid and compassionate and completely deep.

I look away at car crashes, and I know people who look away at car crashes, because it makes us uncomfortable to watch other people in pain.

I love you more than songs can say, but I can't keep running after yesterday.

I'm a good man with a good heart had a tough time, got a rough start But I finally learned to let it go.

I'm a good music provider, and I'm fine with that. I'm a quality music manufacturer.