Best 12 quotes in «chihuahua quotes» category

I bought my daughter a Chihuahua and I fell in love with it. So now I carry Coco around with me all the time.

I also have two dogs, a Chihuahua and a Yorkshire terrier, so if they like him, that's a good sign.

Long-haired Chihuahuas have no notion they are bite-sized.

I'm going to go with Chihuahua, just because I can't think of anything more frightening than a giant Chihuahua.

I think you can directly link chihuahuas to Dow Jones.

The typical large company has a compensation committee, They don't look for Dobermans on that committee, they look for chihuahuas.

When I see a woman who is all gaunt and emaciated, I don't think she's beautiful. She reminds me of a Chihuahua that's freezing and shaking.

Hello, hello, hello. You’re here. You’re finally here. I’m Beast, though I prefer Bea. Guess what? I’m yours, and you’re mine.

Along with the evidence of common sense, researchers have proven scientifically that humans are all one people. We're a lot like dogs in that regard. If a Great Dane interacts (can we say interact?) with a Chihuahua, you get a dog.

He attempted to bark the order and succeeded, albeit with more of a chihuahua result than intended.

My ears are too beeg for my head. My head ees too beeg for my body. I am not a Siamese cat ... I AM A CHIHUAHUA!" -- Skippyjon Jones (In his very best Spanish accent)

Sucking in air, Heather said, “Fluffy—Mrs. Allen’s ferocious dog—chased me all the way down Pine Street trying to tear me to shreds with his razor fangs. I barely got away.” Scarlet scrunched her face. “Isn’t Fluffy a Chihuahua?” Still panting, Heather said, “Yes. A demon-possessed, human-eating Chihuahua.