Best 7 quotes in «chili quotes» category
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Chili is one of those marvelous-simple, elemental, all-important, and fundamental concepts that has been elaborated out of all recognition: rather like justice, or objective reality, or ‘being’ (ens) in Aquinas. Lean closer and I will whisper to you a horrific, soul-shattering secret: there are actually people so lost to any sense of decency that they put beans in chili. (I hope you sent the children of tender years out of the room before we discussed that horror, lest they be warped for life).
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I bet you a handful of Chili's coupons that Jesus had a foot fetish.
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Chili is much improved by having had a day to contemplate its fate.
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Any man that eats Chili and Cornbread can't be all bad
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If you want to make a chili, you're going to break some cows.
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I like chili, but not enough to discuss it with someone from Texas.
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The chili I ate made for an explosive bathroom experience. I don't know how to put this delicately, but I missed the toilet entirely.