Best 127 quotes in «bathroom quotes» category

Did you really think I was too fragile to know what Deryn was?" "Fragile?" Volger looked about. "I hadn't thought so, but now I find you brooding in a bathroom. This doesn't speak well of your sturdiness.

Everybody needs a seashell in her bathroom to remind her the ocean is her home.

EVE:so thats the bathroom where shane spends houres doing his hair shane:bite me

Fang (sarcasticaly): Go pick out a tree and I'll carve our initials in it. Max: (screams and goes in the bathroom)

Everybody knows that only creeps put cameras in the bathroom.

I actually called a touchdown on national TV in the NFL while going to the bathroom.

Dudes," He said, "Do not follow other dudes to the bathroom." Isabelle sighed. "Latent homosexual panic will do you in every time

I am going to be working on bathroom fittings for a company in the USA, and then I thought it was appropriate to simplify the fittings and, thus, lowering the cost.

I do have a fantasy life in which I can grout bathrooms - but not for a living.

Having two bathrooms ruined the capacity to co-operate.

I don't want to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub.

I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.

I can't believe anyone would voluntarily run 26 miles. Sometimes I sit on the couch cross-legged because I don't feel like walking to the bathroom.

I can't go to the cinema. I go to the bathroom in a petrol station and people come in there for autographs. It's tough but I knew that was going to be the case.

I completely bombed the audition... I was insecure, stopping and starting. I went to the bathroom and cried.

I couldn't even go to the bathroom alone. My mother or a social worker always went with me.

I don't like to go out to clubs, because I find myself seeing remnants of drugs in the bathroom.

I don't think having separate bathrooms is a key to a successful marriage, if you love one another.

I don't want to be like the actor who rehearses everything in the bathroom, then comes to the set and carries on completely uninterrupted while the other actors tiptoe away.

If I'm stuck, I get up from my chair and I wash windows. Or... clean the bathroom. Or vacuum the attic. There's always something to be done.

I had a hard time with bullying. I ate lunch in the bathroom.

I guess I'm not that metrosexual. My bathroom cabinet is hardly overflowing with products. I only really have my stuff for shaving. I can't honestly say I moisturise, though I probably should.

I had a stalker who was extremely violent. He broke into the studio with knives and I was locked in a bathroom.

If I had to pick one artist to tile my bathroom I would go with MC Escher.

(I have) a wide stance when going to the bathroom.

I have got five minutes, some whip-its, and the key to the executive bathroom.

I have a little bit of an addiction to work. So I'm always hiding in the bathroom with my Blackberry to work when I'm on holiday.

I learned a lot about what it was like to have to use different hotels and not use the bathrooms, which made me more determined to be an activist.

I have a system with bathrooms. I spend a lot of time in them. They are sanctuaries, public places of peace spaced throughout the world for people like me.

I love to travel and to be inspired by new things, so everything is always new. I've never done the same bathroom or the same kitchen a second time. It's challenging, and I like to be challenged.

I'm a professional actor. If I was a plumber, I wouldn't just do my plumbing in Beverly Hills bathrooms; I'd like to install air conditioning units and a few other things.

In any relationship there are certain doors that should never be opened. The bathroom door, for example.

I'm a leave-the-bathroom-door-open nudist, which is sometimes disconcerting for my friends.

I kind of have to go to the bathroom," Aria said woozily. Ezra smiled. "Can I come?

I see all. I hear all. I know all. And I spend a great deal of time in the bathroom.

In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop.

I share it here because something was about to occur on that bathroom floor that would change forever the progression of my life..what happened was that I started to pray.

In really fancy restaurants they never point to the bathroom, they just gesture toward the bathroom or they'll lead you to the bathroom. The fancier the restaurant, the less pointing there is.

In high school I was an outcast I wasn't cool to hang out with. I ate my lunch in a bathroom stall because that was the one place I could go where I wouldn't been seen.

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue!

I smoke so much. Three packs a day... I went to the bathroom, a camel came out of my ass.

I started singing in the bathroom, ... Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly.

I still get nervous on dates. I'll be sitting at dinner with a guy and I have to excuse myself and go to the bathroom because I can't breathe.

I think allowing yourself to cry on the bathroom floor is FEARLESS.

It is easier for me to take ten good pictures in an airplane bathroom than in the gardens at Versailles.

It's Major Ketchup in the bathroom with the laser scalpel." "Hmm." He sliced a delicately herbed spear of asparagus. "Obviously we were meant for each other as I can interpret that as you meaning something more like Colonel Mustard in the conservatory with the candlestick.

I've never turned blue in someone else's bathroom. I consider that the height of bad manners.

I was depressed as a child. I found it hard to make friends. My favourite thing was locking myself in the bathroom and practising comedy routines.

It annoys the hell out of me when people say, This is the kitchen, and this is the bathroom. What am I, Helen Keller? I mean, it's pretty obvious when you're in a kitchen and when you're not.

Kitten, when did you get so tall? (Ravyn) I grew while you were in the bathroom. (Erika)