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    A spa hotel? It's like a normal hotel, only in reception there's a picture of a pebble.

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    Do Not Disturb signs should be written in the language of the hotel maids.

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    Boston: Their hotels are bad. Their pumpkin pies are delicious. Their poetry is not so good.

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    Hotel life is about the same in every latitude.

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    Hotel rooms inhabit a separate moral universe.

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    Hotel Food !!, If i eat i will get Obesity, if i don't eat i will get Acidity...WHAT THE F...O...O...D...!!

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    I am a glutton for a beautiful hotel. I am so easily smitten by high thread counts.

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    I didn't go around the world, I went around the world on a private jet. I didn't have a hotel room, we had an entire floor. We were spoiled.

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    Boutique hotels are great, but they get too cute. Some hotels have shoe polish. It's like, come on, this isn't 1960. No one's polishing their shoes.

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    [Eva Braun] also stayed with [Adolf Hitler] at the Hotel Imperial in Vienna, the Hotel Dreesen in Bad Godesberg and a few other places. I was never with her in these places, though my mother was there in Vienna.

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    Hire the best talent to tell the story, or the view is great from my hotel.

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    I can still smell the tear gas in the Hilton Hotel.

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    I dislike PASSION FLOWER HOTEL so much I wish I had the money to buy it up and burn it.

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    I don't do much else but stay in my hotel room.

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    I find it hard to get enthusiastic about hotels because, as a touring comic, I spend a lot of time in them.

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    If I'm staying in a hotel or I'm sleeping on my own I have the hairdryer on.

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    If you're a person who says yes most of the time, you'll find yourself in the hotel business and the restaurant business.

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    I had moved out of the Edison Hotel because I couldn't pay the bill and was living at the Lincoln Hotel, where I couldn't pay the bill either, but it was cheaper.

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    I feel like I've spent the last five years of my life on the road. It hasn't affected my songs but it's probably affected everything else about me. Obviously, the more you travel, the wilder the things that keep happening to you, the more likely it is you'll get complete strangers knocking on your hotel room door.

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    I like Balotelli: he's even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.

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    I have added a lot. There's some Vegas stuff and hotel stuff and a whole chunk on health.

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    I love Tokio Hotel and their music, their makeup, their hairstyles and their subtlety.

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    I lived in a hotel across the street from Disneyland for a month.

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    In a lot of ways, I envy someone like Omar Sharif who lived in a hotel for decades.

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    If life is too short, get off the floor at the hotel bar. How can you go big if you're on the floor? I don't understand it.

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    Indonesia is now undeniably a ruined country. It has sunk to the level of sub-Saharan African nations. It has malls and luxury hotels in several cities, but in between them it is an absolute nightmare, with all the basic services either missing, or on a totally inadequate level.

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    I'm happy because I won't have to train again, or travel or sit in team hotels.

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    I own almost 100 hotels in North America. Some of them are only in management, but some of them we have some small stakes in them.

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    I pretend I'm one of the royal family when I'm in a hotel and that the hotel belongs to me - it is a palace.

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    I prefer temperance hotels - although they sell worse kinds of liquor than any other kind of hotels.

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    I really have paid my dues! When I get to stay in fancy hotel suites these days I remind myself of that.

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    I prefer to give money to the person who's provided the good service. But I never tip at hotels, I think they overcharge anyway. But anything which is value for money will get my vote.

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    I've never thrown out a TV set out of some hotel's window, but I have thrown a microwave out of one 'coz it was cooler.

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    It's a battered old suitcase and a hotel someplace and a wound that will never heal.

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    I was very nervous at the beginning of Hotel du Nord.

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    London is a huge shop, with a hotel on the upper storeys.

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    Just when did I get to the point when staying at a hotel wasn't fun?

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    Love is like those second-rate hotels where all the luxury is in the lobby.

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    Los Angeles is a large city-like area surrounding the Beverly Hills Hotel.

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    Mess is fairly good. It is like what is found in American hotels except for cake and pie.

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    Mississippi begins in a lobby of a Memphis, Tennessee hotel and extends south to the Gulf of Mexico

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    I was referred to Mike Jones from the concierge at a Marriott hotel when I asked for a masseur... It was during the massage that it started to become sensual, and that led to him masturbating me.

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    New York City is a great apartment hotel in which everyone lives and no one is at home.

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    Nothing to me is so erotic as a hotel room, and therefore so penetrated with life and death.

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    Nothing moves at the Hotel New Hampshire! We're screwed down here-for life!

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    One's homesickness for Heaven finds at least an inn there; and it's an inn on the right road.

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    Producing is a thankless task akin to hotel management. Unfortunately there are not too many good hotel managers.

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    Sure, we loaned money to build hotels and casinos in Las Vegas. So what? Las Vegas borrowers were good customers.

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    Minimalism in interior design has become a caricature. Everywhere you find shops or hotels with an ambience that makes you feel like you are in a refrigerator.

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    Other bands wanted to wreck hotel rooms; Roxy Music wanted to redecorate them.