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    When i was a child, i liked tasting any candy i happened to see, but as i grew older, i realized those are a great meal to the worms in my innards. Will you shun old habits or nay? That's the question.

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    When Molly O'Toole was looking at the colored pictures in Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle's big dictionary and just happened to be eating a candy cane at the same time and drooled candy cane juice on the colored pictures of gems and then forgot and shut the book so the pages all stuck together, Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle didn't say, "Such a careless little girl can never ever look at the colored pictures in my dictionary again." Nor did she say, "You must never look at books when you are eating." She said, "Let's see, I think we can steam those pages apart, and then we can wipe the stickiness off with a little soap and water, like this-now see, it's just as good as new. There's nothing as cozy as a piece of candy and a book.

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    Advertising shouldn't be like medicine. It should be like candy.

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    You can keep a piece of candy in its wrapper for up to twenty years. After that, it turns into a hideous black goo.

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    And I provide much- needed eye candy.

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    Candy is dandy but liqueur is quicker.

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    Candy is my fuel. Ice cream, too.

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    Candy within reach and then I have to go on a diet.

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    I always say that candy is the perfect studio food - it keeps your energy going.

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    Fablehaven's awesome!!so is the candy shop war!

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    I can't be the candy queen forever.

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    I feel like a human pinata. The disappointing thing is, no candy is going to spill out.

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    If Doctor Nolan asked me for the matches, I would say that I'd thought they were made of candy and had eaten them.

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    I had a lot of fun working with John Candy. We had a pretty good rapport.

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    Interestingly, however, we found that participants consistently underestimated their intake of the candies on their desks yet overestimated how much they ate when the candies were farther away.

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    I love all the soft candy. I'm not a big fan of the hard candy though.

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    I love chocolate. I love chocolate ice cream. I love chocolate candy. The darker the better.

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    I'm just like a giant candy cane, the ladies want to lick me all over.

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    I only eat candy on Halloween. No lie.

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    I single handedly revolutionised women's roles in the WWE, before me all women were eye candy.

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    I love eating junk food. I'm a huge snacker, chips and candy.

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    I usually spend Valentines Day with my friends. But if I did have a girlfriend, I'd bring her flowers and candy.

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    I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world.

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    I was christened the "British Bulldog" by friends and colleagues who said I not only looked like a bulldog but fought like one. I was more of a fighter than a boxer. The "Blackpool Rock" originated from the fact that previous to becoming a fighter I was employed in the Blackpool Rock Factory, rock being a form of what Americans call candy.

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    I was never into candy and games and clowns.

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    I wasn't good at being affable. You get beyond that and realise the attraction in any human being has more to do with what they give to someone rather than just being face candy.

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    JUST LIKE CANDY is a delicious, decadent treat.

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    Love is candy from a stranger, but it's candy you've had before and it probably won't kill you.

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    My scalp tingled like Christmas candy on a cold tongue.

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    My work is about making candy for the eyes. It's about grabbing your attention.

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    Really sucked the red off of all my candy.

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    Sci-fi has just become an effects-fest, and the story has taken a back seat to all that eye candy. To me, that's not really storytelling; that's just showcasing the latest gadgetry.

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    Since my initials are J. U., people called me Ju. Or Jujube, like the candy.

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    There's no denying that candy is comfort food and it's affordable.

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    These heels are candy for the feet; they’re for pleasure, not practicality.

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    The water was glassy and calm, still candy-colored in the afterglow of sunset.

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    Why was so much evil pleasant, pretty on the outside, like poisoned candy?

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    It's clear, it's fresh, like a mint candy.

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    The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy.

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    There was so much to learn and it was all fun. But the best part was getting a laugh from an audience. That was like drowning in candy.

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    The Rock is going to lay the smacketh down on your candy ass!

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    You have to put these hooks in it, you know? You've got to make sure you got all that ear candy in it to get it through the gate.

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    According to Zagat Disneyland Insider's Guide (2010), the Candy Palace is the fifth most popular store in the entire resort, and the third most popular in the park. Perhaps one reason is the shop's intoxicating candy scent; it vents onto Main Street, an elixir of vanilla and molten chocolate that entices Guests to enter the premises and then entices then to remain. pouring over the bins, shelves, and racks of traditional and unique candies.

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    As long as I can remember, male candy eaters have been ill-used, misunderstood, and denigrated, in films and on television, as weak, self-indulgent, soft, effeminate, undisciplined, and venal. Most of us have been driven underground. We eat our candy alone and on the sly. We never experience the intimacy of sharing candy with others—unless we have chosen our mates wisely.

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    I'd always hated any kind of peanut butter candy. Peanut butter, in my opinion, belonged in sandwiches and nowhere else.

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    Back then she used to hide from her mother in the secret space just to worry her, but now she stocked it with magazines, paperback romances and sweets. Lots and lots of sweets. Moonpies and pecan rolls, Chick-O-Sticks and Cow Tales, Caramel Creams and Squirrel Nut Zippers, Red Hots and Bit-O-Honey, boxes upon boxes of Little Debbie snack cakes. The space had a comforting smell to it, like Halloween, like sugar and chocolate and crisp plastic wrappers.

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    You've been checking me out, haven't you? In between your flaming insults? I feel like man candy.

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    Candy is my religion.

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    Far be it from me to stand between a girl and her Skittles

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    If you think everybody hates you, then your ignorance is beyond the limit, because there's a loving heart somewhere longing to see your face.