Best 411 quotes in «ass quotes» category

It's about getting off your ass and maximizing all the opportunities that life has to offer.

It's possible that I shall make an ass of myself. But in that case one can always get out of it with a little dialectic. I have, of course, so worded my proposition as to be right either way.

It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass.

It was either me or Confucius that said the journey of a thousand miles begins with a vicious ass raping at airport security.

It's a pain in the ass, show business. And the only time that I really enjoy it is when I'm in front of an audience and they're reacting to me.

It was the kind of experience, Molly said, that would grow calluses on an angel's ass.

I've done tangos with men who thought my ass was a squeaky toy.

I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.

I would kick this bad world's ass if I could just get on my feet

It's difficult to put your own bare ass out on the limb every time you sit down to write a poem. But that's really sort of the ideal. Because if we don't discover something about ourselves and our world in the making of a poem, chances are it's not going to be a very good poem. So what I'm saying is that a lot of our best poets could be better poets if they wrote less and risked more in what they do.

I want to dance, I want her ass. Why is she ignoring me?

Jerry Weintraub, the producer, might be a pain in the ass, but he really knows how to treat his actors.

Jeff Foxworthy is a legend. Every time I see his moustache it reminds me to wax my lip and every time I hear his jokes it reminds me to wipe my ass.

Just because we are wearing lipstick doesn't mean we can't kick your ass!

I would sooner die of a taipan bite then tell my dad that I got bitten by a taipan. Because my nose would bleed from his kicking my ass.

Just because I'm not coordinated doesn't mean I can't kick your ass.

Just relax and breathe through your ass.

Kiss is the number-one American band in gold-record sales. In the world, only the Beatles and the Stones are ahead of us. Every other band should be wiping my ass. The line forms over there to the left.

Kemo Sabe, kiss my ass.

Joan of Arc should be played as a "pain in the ass" and how do I know she was a "pain in the ass"? ... because they burn her at the end.

LIGHTNING WILL SHOOT FROM MY ASS!!!

Leave the ass burdened with laws behind in the valley. But your conscience, let it ascend with Isaac into the mountain.

Louis CK went from a writer/comedian to winning Emmys for his own show because he works his ass off.

Looks like the good Lord got your ass and face mixed up.

Life is hard to bear: but do not affect to be so delicate! We are all of us fine sumpter asses and assesses.

Methought I was enamour'd of an ass.

Meditation... dissolves the mind. It erases itself. Throws the ego out on its big brittle ass.

M is for Marx And clashing of classes And movement of masses And massing of asses.

Mitt Romney we think is going run again. He says he has no plans to run, but he said if he did run, this time things would turn out differently. Yes they would. This time he would get his ass kicked by a woman.

Money will brainwash you and leave your ass mindless.

Most chick-singers say "If you hurt me, I'll die"... I say, if you hurt me, I'll kick your ass.

Most sportswriters don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

Murder shoots, I give your ass good seats

My ass contemplates those who talk behind my back.

My ass is big because a lot of people have to kiss it.

My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass.

My back is too long or something because my ass is constantly hanging out.

making a noise in this world making a noise in this world you can bet your ass, I won't go quietly making a noise in this world.

Most of the actors that I've had the pleasure to work with are very easy to get along with. And whether they're getting paid or not getting paid doesn't necessarily make a difference. Most people are easy to work with and easy to get along with, but we mostly hear about the assholes who are really a pain in the ass, and we've all had our share of working with them.

My girl, the brunette, has an unbelievable ass that you read about.

My grandmother used to discipline me, I mean, beat my ass, and I deserved them, too.

My acting wasn't the best. But damn, my ass looked tight.

My family and my friends-they keep me grounded. Especially my mom, because she would kick my ass if I was to change.

My name is Reggie. I'm about kicking ass, I'm about taking names, and we're about making games.

My sense is that file sharing started in predominantly white, middle- and upper-middle-cl ass young people who were native-born, who felt they were entitled to have something for free, because that's what they were used to.

Never ASSUME, because when you ASSUME, you make an ASS of U and ME.

My very first friend was my stand-in, who's a very dear friend to this day, and she kind of saved my ass. She told me where to stand and where the camera was and where to look. I thought, "If I don't enjoy this, then there's absolutely no point in being an actor.

Never use jargon words like 'reconceptualize', 'demassification', 'attitudinally', 'judgmentally'. They are hallmarks of a pretentious ass.

My main competitor is myself.

Nothing is more humbling than getting your ass kicked.