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    People's computers are not getting more secure. They're getting more infected with viruses. They're getting more under the control of malware.

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    Perl is designed to give you several ways to do anything, so consider picking the most readable one.

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    Power corrupts, and obsolete power corrupts obsoletely.

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    Personally I am not very self-reliant when it comes to internet and computers.

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    Prayer is ecstatic communication with your innernavigational computer.

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    Practically everyone is going to have a general purpose computer in their pocket, it's so easy to underestimate that, that has got to be the really, really big one.

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    Programs are meant to be read by humans and only incidentally for computers to execute.

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    Programming is the art of telling another human being what one wants the computer to do.

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    Quite honestly, ... there`s never been stunt driving before or after as spectacular or elaborate. That`s all real, no (computer trickery).

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    Putting a computer in front of a child and expecting it to teach him is like putting a book under his pillow, only more expensive

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    Science is to computer science as hydrodynamics is to plumbing.

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    Science is supposedly the method by which we stand on the shoulders of those who came before us. In computer science, we all are standing on each others' feet.

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    Real life is happening outside and not in front of a computer.

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    Research is all well and good, but I definitely enjoy writing the most. I will happily sit at my computer and work on a single paragraph for hours. And there's no better feeling than when your writing is going well.

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    Roman influence seeds itself, sprouting mighty oaks right through the modern forest of computers, digital disks, microviruses and space satellites.

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    Save it for my unauthorized autobiography.

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    Scientists are used to debating with one another about the finer points of new research. But increasingly, they find themselves battling their televisions and computer screens, which transmit ever-more-heated rhetoric from politicians, pundits, and other public figures who misinterpret, misrepresent, and malign scientific results.

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    Sci-fi films are the epic films of the day because we can no longer put 10,000 extras in the scene - but we can draw thousands of aliens with computers.

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    Software is a gas; it expands to fill its container.

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    Similar to computer technology in the '60s, 3-D printing is a universal technology that has the potential to revolutionize our life by enabling individuals to design and manufacture things.

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    Socialization would be the most successful thing to bring mainstream audiences to online computers.

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    Software suppliers are trying to make their software packages more 'user-friendly'... Their best approach so far has been to take all the old brochures and stamp the words 'user-friendly' on the cover.

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    Software comes from heaven when you have good hardware.

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    So in the end it wasn't Gödel, it wasn't Turing, and it wasn't my results that are making mathematics go into an experimental mathematics direction, in a quasi-empirical direction. The reason why mathematicians are changing their working habits is the computer. I think that this is an excellent joke!

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    Shareware tends to combine the worst of commercial software with the worst of free software.

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    Sit me at the keyboard of any computer in the world with access to the Internet, and in just 24 hours I’ll earn at least $24,000 in cash.

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    Software Engineering is that part of Computer Science which is too difficult for the Computer Scientist.

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    Some claim that computers will, by 2050, achieve human capabilities. Of course, in some respects they already have.

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    Some miners would have 20 pints after a hard day in the mine. Now that we sit behind computers all day, this is down to 18 or 19 pints.

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    Such a bandwidth! God, who may not have a brain made of neurons, or a CPU made of silicon, but if he has the powers attributed to him he must have something far more elaborately and non-randomly constructed than the largest brain or the largest computer we know.

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    Sometimes I'm drawing onto a computer directly, sometimes I'm drawing on paper , so I can't really talk about drafts. It's just like having soft clay until it hardens. At least as much of the problem has to do with the decisions of what to represent, how to represent that, and how to reduce it down. The words in the balloons aren't particularly poetic necessarily, but it has the same problem as poetry, which is that one has to do great reduction. And if I tried to draw everything, you'd just have a tangled mess of a picture. The stripping down takes much longer than building up.

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    Some traders still think that a computer could not trade as well as they can.

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    Sony has engaged in a technological version of cloak and dagger deceit against consumers by hiding secret files on their computers.

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    Strapping a computer display to your face is not the answer.

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    Sometimes I wish I could put an expiration date on my quotes.

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    So the thing I realized rather gradually - I must say starting about 20 years ago now that we know about computers and things - there's a possibility of a more general basis for rules to describe nature.

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    Spreadsheet: a kind of program that lets you sit at your desk and ask all kinds of neat "what if?" questions and generate thousands of numbers instead of actually working.

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    Taxpayers have spent more than $200 billion in the last decade on computer systems that are antiquated, incompatible, and not doing the job.

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    Teaming up with the scientists, researchers and computer programmers at Intel to collaborate and co-develop new ways to communicate, create, inform and entertain is going to be amazing.

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    Technology is like a fish. The longer it stays on the shelf, the less desirable it becomes.

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    Technically, Windows is an "operating system," which means that it supplies your computer with the basic commands that it needs to suddenly, with no warning whatsoever, stop operating.

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    Technology has moved away from sharing and toward ownership. This suits software and hardware companies just fine: They create new, bloated programs that require more disk space and processing power. We buy bigger, faster computers, which then require more complex operating systems, and so on.

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    Tennis has to be very careful.Not everyone is a computer, it is very good we have John McEnroe. I hope we have a couple more.

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    Thanks to my computer, I have now achieved a much higher state of disorganization.

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    That was clearly surprising, interesting - a very interesting milestone was when you can pick up a magazine and read an article about some sort of computer related thing and they mention the word internet without explaining it.

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    That change happened about 1991. It was not possible to transfer the Expanded Instrument System to the computer until then, when 16-bit recording became available.

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    That computer was made in Alabama

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    That's what happens nowadays with people working on computers. They can so easily fix things with their mouse and take out all the, 'Oh, somebody coughed in the background; we need to take that out' - or somebody hit a bad note. Those are all the best moments.

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    The appropriate length of a name is inversely proportional to the size of its scope.

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    The architect holds much knowledge, but is not a specialist. Especially with the computer and technology, the amount of knowledge an architect possesses keeps on growing.