Best 353 quotes in «idiot quotes» category

I can teach idiots to squat in ten minutes.

Idiot wind, blowing every time you open your mouth.

I can't remember any text of mine where I said that one should fight Hitler without violence; I'm not an idiot.

Idiot! Lunatic! Moron! Jackass! Selfish irresponsible fool!

I'd make a better U.S. president than George W. Bush. Bush is an idiot. I'm a better public speaker than him. It makes you wonder about the voters.

I do 90 minutes of exercise a day, and obviously I have the lap band... (it's) about being fitter, happier and more active.' But he admitted: 'I'm an idiot. I (still) smoke and do all those things I shouldn't do.

I don't know that Donald Trump is anything more to Putin than what Lenin called a poleznye durak, a useful idiot.

I don't let [my friends] visit me filming and I don't bring them to premieres. It's a different head zone - when I'm on set, I'm working. When I'm just with my friends, I can just hang out, do normal stuff and generally be a complete idiot. It's the same with everyone.

I do not think the American peoples are idiots. They are a very playful and sensitive people! I know them!

I consider myself a pretty good conversationalist, but you wind up being downgraded to idiot status when you don't speak the language!

I'd rather argue against a hundred idiots, than have one agree with me.

I don't mind what the market is, but why is it vapid? If they're such a bunch of idiots, why don't you show them good music instead? They're not going to know the difference.

I enjoyed watching good-looking idiots looking at each other. A great spectator sport.

I don't want idiots in my audience. So if me coming forward with what my beliefs are is what you need to hear to not be a fan anymore, that's great. That means next time I show up in whatever said city, your dumb ass won't be there.

I don't want power. I just object to idiots having power over me.

I fought, and therefore, believed in my victory. There is more to the fact that I didn't fear death and preferred a brave death instead of a life of an idiot.

I for one don't want to be ranked among idiots, felons, and minors any longer, for I am none of them.

If I'm going to follow a god, why would I want to follow a god of my creation? That would be an alcoholic idiot nitwit jerk god!

If the law supposes that,' said Mr Bumble...' the law is an ass - an idiot.

If you go into acting to make money then you're an idiot. It's my hobby and the fact that I'm doing my hobby for a job is mental.

If you are not a psychiatrist, stay away from idiots. They are too stupid to pay a layman for his company.

If you are strong and fighting the weak, then if you kill your opponent then you are a scoundrel... if you let him kill you, then you are an idiot.

If you're surrounded by idiots, you're the unpopular one and the odd one out because idiots don't like smart asses.

If you run into a monkey in some idiot context, automatically you've got a very real problem taking place in the photograph.

If you interact with things in your life, everything is constantly changing. And if nothing changes, you're an idiot.

I have always felt comfortable tapping into my inner idiot.

I have always loved David Bowie. When he began to experiment with pop music in the 80's, I really thought there was a really fascinating reverence for it. A lot of people looked at pop music as just idiot music, or dance music, and with this he was giving it a lot of respect.

If you're not upsetting idiots, you might be an idiot.

I have this idiot name tag which says 'controversial.'

I have worked with some horrible idiots in my life. You learn the pattern of how architects work and the thing is not to fight it. Just to be very quiet, let them get on with it and let them really mess it up.

I had to learn how to drive a cement truck because there is a whole car chase with cement trucks, so I had to learn how to drive a cement truck. I don't like these things, but I'm not an idiot. I can do it.

I just loved playing a man who was unafraid of making an idiot of himself in the process of falling in love. I found that admirable.

I just love this idea of using, especially in terms of food, using that common sense. If you follow that - it's hard to talk about it without sounding like some New Age idiot, which I think is a bit unfair - but, if you do follow that natural cycle, you will inevitably eat better, cheaper, and much, much, much, much healthier.

I just wanted to make sure that what I write is what appears on screen, to not have some idiot change it on its way to the screen.

I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.

I know at times I come across like a Neanderthal or a babbling idiot, but I like that person.

I know generals who disagree with [Barack] Obama, but I don't think these people are idiots or been reduced to rubble.

I love playing the macho guy who looks like an idiot.

Imagine, if you will, that I am an idiot. Then, imagine that I am also a Congressman. But, alas, I repeat myself.

I'm an idiot anyway, but sometimes you feel like an idiot times ten when you're stoned.

I'm a very lucky person. I'm an idiot, and I've shoveled through life rather nicely so far, so I don't feel like I deserve good treatment.

I have a theory that among the large Western companies (mostly American) the higher an executive is promoted, the more wisdom is lost and by the time he or she reaches the top becomes a complete idiot. Certainly they do not deserve the outrageous salary.

I like using snapshot cameras because they're idiot-proof. I have bad eyesight, and I'm no good at focusing big cameras.

I literally feel pity for a lot of the stupid idiots that I have to deal with.

I'll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.

I'm from Winnipeg, you idiot!

I'm not afraid to look like an idiot on TV.

I'm not limited to categories or genres. Anything human beings come up with fascinates me. If a three-legged idiot like me can dance to it, then that's all well and fine.

I'm not terribly happy about rock and roll. Certain rock music is uninspiring, numbing; it makes you feel like an idiot.

I love [Nikolai] Gogol's great eye for idiot behavior. Gogol said that life is so tragic, so stupendously sad that we'd better laugh a lot and enjoy ourselves. You either get a sense of humor going or you go under.