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    I tried to be all intellectual and erudite and with others I'd just swear and curse and be an idiot. And suddenly, when they're all in one space, I don't know who I am.

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    It's hard to hate my prep team. They're such total idiots." - Katniss.

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    It's wonderful to be hated by idiots.

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    I used to think my father was an idiot, until I turned twenty-one... Then I thought he was a genus.

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    I've always enjoyed Twitter. I enjoy it a lot less now that I'm in WWE, I'll be honest. Because the number of idiots that have access to you is exponentially more. I feel like people shouldn't be able to tweet whatever they want without consequences.

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    I used to be treated like an idiot, now I'm treated like an idiot savant.

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    It’s crazy. Since there have been men and women, there have been funny women... f**king idiot-ass men keep saying that women aren't funny. It makes me crazy. I find it disgusting and offensive every time.

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    I've always watched actors on the red carpet getting drunk and making idiots of themselves and now I'm happy to join their ranks

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    I've been an idiot to think that real life could have a happy ending

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    I've had moments where I've met people who were complete, like, idiots, who could not understand visual culture to save their lives.

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    I wasn't made to take orders. My grandmother used to tell me: 'Laws are for idiots.' She was right.

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    I've known attractive airheads, and I've known ugly idiots.

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    I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

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    I’ve never had any objection to appearing depraved or villainous. But I draw the line at looking like a prize idiot.

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    I was such a screwup when I got to the big leagues. I was a total idiot.

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    I would not for a moment have you suppose that I am one of those idiots who scorns Science, merely because it is always twisting and turning, and sometimes shedding its skin, like the serpent that is [the doctors'] symbol.

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    I would tell myself that I was about to address the largest mass assembly of idiots ever gathered in the history of mankind.

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    Las Vegas turns women into men and men into idiots.

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    I would have been a lot better off if I’d studied more when I was growing up, y’know. But you know where it all went wrong was the day they started the spelling bee. Because up until that day I was an idiot, but nobody else knew.

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    Jim said that bees won't sting idiots, but I didn't believe that, because I tried them lots of times myself and they wouldn't sting me.

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    Lawrence immediately saw that it was a trick question. You would have to be some kind of idiot to make the facile assumption that the current would add or subtract 5 miles per hour to or from the speed of the boat.

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    Let us be dreamers, thinkers, speculative philosophers, or as our spouses would have it: Idiots

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    LIPID (Last Idiot Person I Dated) syndrome: a largely undiagnosed but pervasive disease that afflicts single women.

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    Magicians are definitely more arrogant. They're kind of like "Abra Kadabra, you're an idiot," they don't let you in on the joke. Comedians, you're always in on the joke unless it's Andy Kaufman.

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    Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd hate it. It was a nightmare, and I was really ill - just like everyone says.

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    Memory is not wisdom; idiots can by rote repeat volumes. Yet what is wisdom without memory?

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    Misery loves another idiot with a jukebox where his soul should be.

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    Led Zeppelin is just a bunch of stupid idiots who wrote cool riffs.

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    Life is too short to fight every idiot along your way.

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    Lot of folks like to mock dumb history, and pretend it's just a few idiots. Isn't. It's the country.

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    Man the lifeboats. The idiots are winning.

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    Men. <...> They're idiots. It's like they all take a vow of stupidity or something.

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    More idiots should just shut their mouths.

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    Nature's lay idiot, I taught thee to love.

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    Newt Gingrich is an idiot of great renown... There's something so hopelessly gross and vile about him it's hard to take him seriously.

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    Nigel Farage and Sean Hannity is like a super group of idiots.

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    My father liked me, when I wasna being an idiot. And he loved me, too -- enough to beat the daylights out of me when I was being an idiot. Jamie Fraser

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    No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot.

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    Nobody cares if you're an idiot, as long as you're a useful one.

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    Nobody can be happy. You could have moments of happiness, moments of joy. But life is very difficult. Unless you're a total idiot. Then you can be happy.

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    Now could you please ask these idiots to stop pointing their bullets at me? It's terribly wasteful.

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    Obviously you have to make a profit to put out a newspaper. I'm not an idiot. But when the margins are in excess of 25 per cent you're talking about greed.

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    Of course you have an e-mail, you idiot, just read it!

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    Nothing is more intimidating than an idiotic grin worn by a manifest non-idiot.

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    Oh, I love London Society! It is entirely composed now of beautiful idiots and brilliant lunatics. Just what Society should be.

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    Oh, I'm sure we could talk them into letting us in for nothing," Marco said. "Just tell them we're Animorphs." "Tell them we're what?" Rachel asked. "Idiot teenagers with a death wish," Marco said. "Animorphs." I tried the word out. It sounded okay.

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    One can't help but marvel at the variety of ways that women had devised to make us look like flaming idiots.

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    One knows one's madnesses, by and large. By and large the knowledge is vacuous. The notion of naming the beast to conquer it is the idiot optimism of psychotherapy.

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    Of course I know our economic growth can't match our population growth so of course I know we'll all get poorer until we get that number down - don't tell me, tell the other idiots!

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    One is always willfully absurd.... If one does not say silly things with a purpose, then he is merely an idiot.