Best 37 quotes in «moron quotes» category

When you cut pieces out of the truth to avoid looking like a fool, you end up sounding like a moron instead.

You better put an S on your forehead, cause your name must be stupid.

She finds it hard to believe how he finds every guy she likes as a moron. Will she realize he's trying to raise her bar? And it stops at him.

We make, see, and love films, not digitals. To convert all of our movies, home videos, theaters, photographs and television to digital would be like telling a painter to throw away his brushes and canvas for an I-Pad. Celluloid isn't just nostalgic, it's an art form and, like it or not, it's superior to digital. It lasts much longer, it provides grain and brighter colors, and it takes more effort so that it produces something wonderful. With the inferior binary codes, pixels and untested shelf-life of digital files, plus the fact that these days anyone with a digital camera, even a two-year-old, can make a video and pollute the world with self-photography and cat pictures, film has a lot more integrity and worth than digital.

Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons

Do you have any problems, other than that you're unemployed, a moron, and a dork?

An oxymoron? What's that? A moron who studies at Oxford?

Every great thinker is someone else's moron.

Every person, genius or moron, has a right to reproduce himself.

A consumer is not a moron. She's your wife. Don't insult her intelligence, and don't shock her.

I'm a technological moron. I have, I have problems with like.. the television

Idiot! Lunatic! Moron! Jackass! Selfish irresponsible fool!

...I am happy to welcome you to a town peopled in morons exclusively. Furthermore, I hope that your transformation to moron is not an unpleasant experience.

Morons. I've got morons on my team.

It was an especially wonderful time to be a noisy moron.

Maybe I'll try to be more patient with morons.

It's not about who's got powers, morons. It's about who's not afraid. And who's going to do what has to be done.

Kyle is a werewolf?"asked Simon "Of course he's a werewolf,you moron"said Jace

Our failure to segregate morons who are increasing and multiplying . . . demonstrates our foolhardy and extravagant sentimentalism.

Only a heathen would bring a gun to a sword fight.' And only a moron would bring a sword to a gunfight.

President Bush is a friend of mine. He's not a moron at all.

The greatest threat to America is not foreign terrorists, its domestic morons.

Not many people carry out thoughts they know going into it are stupid…morons not included. (Apollymi)

Valkyrie: “You are such a moron.” Skulduggery: “Don't be jealous of my genius.

The computer, being a mechanical moron, can handle only quantifiable data.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There's a difference between climate & weather, moron!

As an evil cultist, I make an excellent evil cultist. Only I'm stupid, and not evil. And I worship nothing, really.

You don't have to be a genius when you're surrounded by morons.

A deaf and dumb in the mist of morons is a renowed talkative among brains.

An elementary school student asked me the NOT “politically correct” question, “Is an idiot smarter than a moron?” I had to Google it because I was afraid to respond in today’s PC society and didn’t want to offend him, his parents, or anyone else. Here’s what I found. Technically, a moron is smarter than an idiot. An imbecile is also smarter than an idiot. Although today the words are considered insulting and derogatory, prior to the 1960s they were widely used as actual psychology terms associated with intelligence on an IQ test. An IQ between: 00-25 = Idiot 26-50 = Imbecile 51-70 = Moron Explaining all of this to a nine year old with an IQ of 130 made me feel like society has turned all adults into one of the above, myself included. When I told him that I’m afraid to openly say it, the nine year old said, “Adults are idiots!

Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.

First of all, moron. You don’t know me. So, don’t act like you do.

He tried to smile at President Morgan, but he wanted to say something like: You are without a doubt the most limited politician I have ever encountered. Only in America could a moron like you make it to the top.

Geniuses don't become geniuses until they find the right moron to compare themselves to.

Heaven is no permanent abode of morons even though they may gain entry by sheer virtuosity of their deeds."Ashoka Prasad(Hegelian Lecture)

If you are 18+ you need to call people Sir, not Uncle, you moron!