Best 353 quotes in «idiot quotes» category

I don't want idiots in my audience. So if me coming forward with what my beliefs are is what you need to hear to not be a fan anymore, that's great. That means next time I show up in whatever said city, your dumb ass won't be there.

I don't want power. I just object to idiots having power over me.

I'd rather argue against a hundred idiots, than have one agree with me.

I enjoyed watching good-looking idiots looking at each other. A great spectator sport.

If I'm going to follow a god, why would I want to follow a god of my creation? That would be an alcoholic idiot nitwit jerk god!

I for one don't want to be ranked among idiots, felons, and minors any longer, for I am none of them.

I fought, and therefore, believed in my victory. There is more to the fact that I didn't fear death and preferred a brave death instead of a life of an idiot.

If the law supposes that,' said Mr Bumble...' the law is an ass - an idiot.

If you are not a psychiatrist, stay away from idiots. They are too stupid to pay a layman for his company.

If you are strong and fighting the weak, then if you kill your opponent then you are a scoundrel... if you let him kill you, then you are an idiot.

If you go into acting to make money then you're an idiot. It's my hobby and the fact that I'm doing my hobby for a job is mental.

If you interact with things in your life, everything is constantly changing. And if nothing changes, you're an idiot.

If you're not upsetting idiots, you might be an idiot.

If you're surrounded by idiots, you're the unpopular one and the odd one out because idiots don't like smart asses.

If you run into a monkey in some idiot context, automatically you've got a very real problem taking place in the photograph.

I had to learn how to drive a cement truck because there is a whole car chase with cement trucks, so I had to learn how to drive a cement truck. I don't like these things, but I'm not an idiot. I can do it.

I have always felt comfortable tapping into my inner idiot.

I have always loved David Bowie. When he began to experiment with pop music in the 80's, I really thought there was a really fascinating reverence for it. A lot of people looked at pop music as just idiot music, or dance music, and with this he was giving it a lot of respect.

I have a theory that among the large Western companies (mostly American) the higher an executive is promoted, the more wisdom is lost and by the time he or she reaches the top becomes a complete idiot. Certainly they do not deserve the outrageous salary.

I have this idiot name tag which says 'controversial.'

I have worked with some horrible idiots in my life. You learn the pattern of how architects work and the thing is not to fight it. Just to be very quiet, let them get on with it and let them really mess it up.

I just loved playing a man who was unafraid of making an idiot of himself in the process of falling in love. I found that admirable.

I just love this idea of using, especially in terms of food, using that common sense. If you follow that - it's hard to talk about it without sounding like some New Age idiot, which I think is a bit unfair - but, if you do follow that natural cycle, you will inevitably eat better, cheaper, and much, much, much, much healthier.

I just wanted to make sure that what I write is what appears on screen, to not have some idiot change it on its way to the screen.

I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.

I know at times I come across like a Neanderthal or a babbling idiot, but I like that person.

I know generals who disagree with [Barack] Obama, but I don't think these people are idiots or been reduced to rubble.

I like using snapshot cameras because they're idiot-proof. I have bad eyesight, and I'm no good at focusing big cameras.

I literally feel pity for a lot of the stupid idiots that I have to deal with.

I'll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.

I love [Nikolai] Gogol's great eye for idiot behavior. Gogol said that life is so tragic, so stupendously sad that we'd better laugh a lot and enjoy ourselves. You either get a sense of humor going or you go under.

I love playing the macho guy who looks like an idiot.

Imagine, if you will, that I am an idiot. Then, imagine that I am also a Congressman. But, alas, I repeat myself.

I'm an idiot anyway, but sometimes you feel like an idiot times ten when you're stoned.

I'm a very lucky person. I'm an idiot, and I've shoveled through life rather nicely so far, so I don't feel like I deserve good treatment.

I'm comparing Americans to international peers in terms of GDP, educational system - the sort of benchmarks we used to designate a so-called developed society. In that sense, we are outliers. Are we suckers? Yes, but it's not just that. That puts too fine a point on what I am saying. We're not idiots and victims. It's about us as a people, compared with, say, Canadians, believing whatever we believe because, well, we're Americans, we feel this way without regard for what scholars and scientists say.

I'm from Winnipeg, you idiot!

I'm not afraid to look like an idiot on TV.

I'm not limited to categories or genres. Anything human beings come up with fascinates me. If a three-legged idiot like me can dance to it, then that's all well and fine.

I'm not terribly happy about rock and roll. Certain rock music is uninspiring, numbing; it makes you feel like an idiot.

I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free?

I'm surrounded by friends and family who are not that impressed by celebrity. They don't have any problem telling me I'm acting like an idiot or I'm not that funny.

Independent thinkers are usually geniuses or idiots and at times it's hard to tell which.

I never invite idiots to my house.

Intergenerational support is crucial. I feel like generations give up on each other. If you're Gen Z, you're like, "Gen X is never gonna get it." If you're Gen X, you're like, "Those Millennials are such idiots.

In these days, a man who says a thing cannot be done is quite apt to be interrupted by some idiot doing it.

In your lifetime, at what point do you stop being an idiot? I'm 24. Enough is enough!

I personally hold Blair more responsible for this war than I do George Bush. The reason is, Blair knows better, Blair is not an idiot. What is he doing hanging around this guy?

I played Winnie the Pooh in first grade. I was an early adopter of standing in front of people and looking like an idiot.

I post probably 5 to 10 times a day in my forum. I have a forum directly related to my blog where I will write my blog and people will disagree with me and call me an idiot so then I will say this is why I wrote that and blah, blah, blah. I spend a lot of time online.