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    Adam Sandler

    A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard.

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    Adam Sandler

    Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

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    Adam Sandler

    As a kid, I'd go into the bathroom when I was having a tantrum. I'd be in the bathroom crying, studying myself in the mirror. I was preparing for future roles.

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    Bedtime stories were definitely a big part of my life because I was just so excited my father was talking to me.

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    Adam Sandler

    Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.

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    Adam Sandler

    Comedy, such a lovely lady, she'll pick you up, you your feeling blue.

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    Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show.

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    Eat turkey all night long, 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong.

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    Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.

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    Adam Sandler

    God gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell.

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    Adam Sandler

    Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights

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    Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.

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    He has a 5 year plan... What is it, don't die?

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    How do I speak Spanish? Not too well. Paz taught me a few words that, if people weren't nice to me, I could tell them a few things. I got to study with [chef] Thomas Keller, who we all love as a guy and Jim had a relationship with him at [his restaurant] the French Laundry.

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    I bought my parents some stuff. That feels kind of good to be able to do that. I got them a place in Florida. I think I'm allowed to say that - I hope my dad doesn't get mad at me. But I don't spend money on myself. I don't like myself enough yet. But the people I love, I like spending the cash on them.

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    I can't run a company... I can't even run my own life!

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    I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it's just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.

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    I'd like to have a kid, and I'd like to be driving around. I know a kid is going to be a big part of my life. I can trust my kid. I know my kid would be in the backseat of my car, and when I say You wanna get some ice-cream? he's going to be happy. My brother has kids. I see that trick work, the ice cream trick.

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    I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it's not going to be my way of life. I'm a comedian.

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    I do love the films I've done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we're trying to make people laugh and I'm very proud of that.

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    I don't know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can.I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn't the best at that.

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    I don't know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can. I never was like that as a kid.

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    Adam Sandler

    I don't know who I touch and who I don't. I work hard trying to make people laugh. I try to do the kind of stuff that made me laugh growing up. I don't have any secrets. I don't know the reasons I've been so well received.

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    Adam Sandler

    I don't laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I'd see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don't laugh.

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    I don't want to run around with new people. I feel safer with my friends.

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    I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.

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    I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.

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    Adam Sandler

    I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck.

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    I enjoy doing all different types of movies even though I am the most comfortable with comedy.

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    If a girl breaks up with me, I want her to just die, just be dead. Not 'cause I hate her so much as it's just easier for when my friends go, 'Hey, what happened?' 'Oh, she's dead. I'd still be with her, but she's dead. What can I do? She was loving me, but she's dead.'

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    Adam Sandler

    I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That's a lot of coloring when you think about it.

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    Adam Sandler

    If it's something I feel I can do alright, I like being in those, and some that I think Rob Schneider and David Spade would be funnier at than me, I tell them to do it. I don't have any clue how we decide. There's this thing, this "Click", actually, one of my friends called me up, my partner told me about this idea that Steve Koren had. Steve Koren, by the way, the guy who wrote it with Mark O'Keefe, Steve Koren I've known since I was 22. He was a page at Saturday Night Live.

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    Adam Sandler

    I go to sleep thinking about my kids being spoiled and I wake up thinking about it.

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    I grew up cursing a lot. It felt natural. My parents told me to stop.

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    I guess in my house when I was growing up, I was comfortable trying to be funny. And my dad, of course, it bugged him sometimes. He was trying to rest, and I was constantly trying to say something stupid to get a reaction. But I like doing these movies. You can do it in front of the camera and then it's over. I don't have to worry about being in front of too many people.

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    I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn't the best at that. But comedy thing and making movies and stuff, I love it so much that I do get driven to push myself as hard as I can.

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    Adam Sandler

    I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only....Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.

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    I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.

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    I like sitting and writing with my buddies.

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    Adam Sandler

    I'll continue to make the typical Adam Sandler comedies.

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    I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means.

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    Adam Sandler

    I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in.

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    I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a family, and he was always the coolest dad. He did everything for his kids, and he never made us feel like he was pressured. I know that it must be a great feeling to be a guy like that.

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    I'm filthy rich! It's good to be Adam Sandler!

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    I'm getting older, and it happens. You don't care as much. I don't care about too much anymore. I've got to think about that a little bit.

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    I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles!

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    I'm just looking to make good movies and looking to be as good as I can be in them and that's about it. But I feel much more comfortable doing a comedy, but the fact that I got to try a few dramas, I feel I've tested myself a little bit.

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    Adam Sandler

    I'm not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and then my wife has to come in and go, 'All right! Get out of the room.'

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    Adam Sandler

    I'm not looking to get away from anything. I like what I've done. I like what I get to do and I enjoy working with my friends. I loved those movies, but this is incredible.

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    I'm not making every decision due to my children. But I do hope they never see some movies I'm doing. But I do want to do more family-friendly movies.