Best 411 quotes in «ass quotes» category

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Words matter. Especially if you're kicking someone's ass in words with friends.

Women have been kicking ass for centuries.

You beef wit me, I'm-a even the score equally. Take you on Jerry Springer and beat your ass legally.

Yo Premier, why these rappers so soft? They corny ass raps be makin me doze off.

You can't help noticing an amazing ass. Pretty naked ladies will always get my attention. Revealingly dressed good-looking women will always get my attention, at least for a moment.

Yes... a bulletproof vest.

You can stay and die or you can walk your ugly ass back through that gate. It's your call, pal.

You couldn't shoot a fart out of your own ass!

You can't spell bass without ass

You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground, you know that?

You can't tell somebody to kiss your ass on a scooter!

You could smell my ass from mars.

You gonna do somethin'? or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?

You dull ass will not mend his pace with beating.

You move on. It's work. Yeah, I'm privileged and paid handsomely and it's not exactly being in a coal mine, but you still work your ass off and you work as hard as you possibly can and you hope that people connect to it and enjoy it.

You're born absolutely free except for laws of nature, if you drink you get drunk, that's a law, if you get old you die, that's a law too; if you sit on a tack you will bleed from the ass, these are the only laws that you're born with.

You're suppose to sit on your ass and nod at stupid things.

You don't need a bus pass, for me to bust yo ass, nigga.

You know what wakes me up? A tongue in the ass. There is no alarm clock on that one, you are up, you are shaking, you are in a karate stance.....the day has begun.

You punch like you take it up the ass.

You really have to humble yourself and take your ass whippings to understand that you can learn something from somebody

You're beautifully and wonderfully made.

You're kind of a smart ass when you're not flat on your face.

You think that you can hide; you think you can lay low? I'll roll up on your ass like Hawaii 5-0!

You want mercy? Take your ass to church!

You were an ass long before I made one outta ya!

Amphora,” he murmured against the wide, sweet curve of her lips. His hands slid over the wide, sweet curve of her hips, cupping smoothness cool and solid, timeless and graceful as the swell of ancient pottery, promising abundance. “Like a Grecian vase. God, you’ve got the most beautiful arse!” “Jug-butt, huh?

An evening filled with chilling, conversation & continuous booty rubs. Best therapy.

You've got to remain humble because you never know when somebody will hand you your ass.

Being naked strips away more than your clothes, it reveals unknown facets of your true nature. I had thought of myself as a career girl on the slippery pole of achievement and success. But really, I was just as content to follow where the road of life led. Had he seen something in me I had not known existed? Did he look at me and see a girl who wanted to be spanked?

Edwyn can almost feel his testicles crawling up his ass.

Charles used to say, “If God had meant boys to be fucked, he would have put a hole in their ass.

Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.

From: Christian Grey Subject: &*%$&*&* Date: August 23 2011 11:23 To: Anastasia Grey Believe me when I say there are a great many things he'd like to do to your ass right now. Firing you is not one of them. Christian Grey CEO & Ass man, Grey Enterprises Holdings, Inc.

Gotta love a woman that can hand you your own ass.

He kissed the plump mellow yellow smellow melons of her rump, on each plump melonous hemisphere, in their mellow yellow furrow, with obscure prolonged provocative melonsmellonous osculation.

-Humph! Said Ami as she then quickly pulled ahead of me, having grown tired of my silent treatment. However, as she slipped by, I couldn’t resist quickly reaching over and flipping-up the back of her skirt, just enough to see that she had a panda on the back of her panties, my fingers never touching her ass, yet I could feel the warmth underneath. -Nice bear behind you got there! So I said She froze in mid step, and looked as if she was going to turn around, but instead she shuttered as if a tingling electric shock had gone all through her body. I then noticed that the back of her neck to the roots of her hair had turned a lobster red! Though whether that was because of embarrassment or anger or both I’m not sure. In any case, Ami’s hands became tight fists, and then with a growl like a tigress she quickly stomped off. I have actually heard a growl like that since that time. It’s the sound of a female Nepali snow leopard, in heat, just before it pounces on a potential mate.

I couldn't have been more shocked if he pulled a pink elephant out of his ass!

If you never wished you were an ass, you are most probably an ass.

Are you going to spank me, daddy? I'm a very bad girl! (bending over naked) "Oh yeah daddy - spank my ass harder!!!

Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.

Everything is about disclosure.... chemistry... love.... reaction... you can't do anything.... ... A pain... a biatch... pain the ass... two women... what next?

Grab her ass because it's what every guy in the room wants to do. Grab her ass because nothing makes a woman feel better than the envy of other women.

Have you ever been spanked?' he asked me. 'No,' I replied. 'Well, this is your lucky day.

I'm the perfect girl. You read about me in Maxim or whatever. I tell dirty jokes like I'm one of the guys, and I'm sitting there in my panties and bra so you can see I'm a piece of ass in the bargain. Except I'm real, so I come with all kinds of complications.

i recommend the phrase 'pineapple ass

I've found that busting your ass on a daily basis to make your art good, clear, and meaningful creates the most luck.

Is no revenge of the nerds, you know what, last year when everything collapsed, all it meant was the nerds lost out once again and the jocks won. Same as always ... Some of the quants are smart, but quants come, quants go, they're just nerds for hire with a different fashion sense. The jocks may not know a stochastic crossover if it bites them on the ass, but they have that drive to thrive, they're synced in to them deep market rhythms, and that'll always beat out nerditude no matter how smart it gets.

It struck me that my backside was my best asset and that keeping it hidden would be like Oedipus pulling out his eyes so that he couldn't see the errors of the past.