Best 20 quotes in «panties quotes» category

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    Don't get your panties in such a twist... and give me back mine.

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    I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek.

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    I can't possibly get into your knickers.

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    Ellen Cherry was from the south and had good manners. She didn´t have any panties on, but she had good manners.

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    I have had someone ask me to sign their 'Team Taylor' panties. She wasn't a teenager. She was in her 40s.

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    I slipped myself some pink Xannies/And danced around the house in all-over print panties.

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    I just elbowed the pretty blonde he'd been speaking to aside and slapped my panties on his chest. "As soon as I saw you", I purred, "I knew I wouldn't be needing these"!

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    A chastity device won't put out the flames of burning flesh. The Ultimate Guide to Chastity Removing the Iron Panties

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    It's a trip but it hasn't crossed over to the point where women are throwing their panties at me.

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    Mum, Vitali just sent me a text, would you pass me a new pair of panties.

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    When you get inside go change into something loose and baggy. And for all that's holy, please wear panties and a bra.

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    At this point I came across one of the vending machines that only Japan has. I have to admit that I love the whimsical items sold in such appliances, like all sorts of junk food, beer cans, whisky bottles and even underwear. This particular machine sold both whisky and underwear, which truly is a bizarre combination, or maybe not, considering all the underwear were female panties. It was therefore my theory that older men would come by and buy the whisky, and then when they were drunk and young women passed by, the men would then offer them panties as gifts for sexual favours. Ya, it all made perfect sense to me.

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    Behold now the erotic demon that lives in my panties.

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    If you come home with your panties still on, I am never speaking to you again.

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    I'm the perfect girl. You read about me in Maxim or whatever. I tell dirty jokes like I'm one of the guys, and I'm sitting there in my panties and bra so you can see I'm a piece of ass in the bargain. Except I'm real, so I come with all kinds of complications.

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    Why in the name of God do you wear these ugly ass granny panties? I swear it looks like you could parachute from the Dallas Lincoln Plaza with these and have a nice soft landing! Why don’t you get on the internet and apply your online shopping skills while purchasing some panties that do not look like they came from your Grans drawer?

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    And last week, when he finally began to erase it, he noticed something very strange: the accent on the letter E was actually formed from a piece of materiel. We all watched as he stared at the letter E for a very long time. Then he slowly unpeeled the rolled-up cloth fro the blackboard and unfurled the biggest pair of polka dot panties anyone in the room had ever seen.

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    Somewhere in Hayden's town house, her panties were still smoking.

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    How many rooms are there in the chambers of your heart? How many rooms full of memories can you describe like the one I’m going to tell you about. You know how you left him don’t you? The man you were so in love with once. Bing Cherry Silk. Another man left those for you didn’t he? And you put them on, just like I did.

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    You know they probably invited everyone in breathing distance tonight right?” I question her but she just scoffs “Maybe so, not our problem. I’m not saying we have to express our gratitude by dropping our panties… we can just hang out and dance.