Best 13 quotes in «calvin and hobbes quotes» category

Hobbes: UGH! something under the bed is drooling. Calvin: Start tying the sheets. We'll go out the window.

How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food and beer conglomerates. Who'd have ever guessed product consumption, popular entertainment and spirituality would mix so harmoniously. It's a beautiful world, all right.

It's a funny world, Hobbes." "True." "But it's not a hilarious world.…unless you like sick humour." "The world is probably funnier to people who don't live here.

I'm resolving to just wing it and see what happens.

Mom says death is as natural as birth, and it's all part of the life cycle. She says we don't really understand it, but there are many things we don't understand, and we just have to do the best we can with the knowledge we have. I guess that makes sense.

Oh lovely snowball, packed with care, smack a head that's unaware! Then with freezing ice to spare, melt and soak through underwear! Fly straight and true, hit hard and square! This, oh snowball, is my prayer. I only throw consecrated snowballs.

This is where dad burried the little raccoon. I don't even know he existed a few days ago and now he's gone forever. It's like I found him for no reason. I had to say good-bye as soon as I said hello. Still...in a sad, awful, terrible way, I'm happy I met him. What a stupid world.

Wake up, get up… Shut up. Listen up… Throw up…Mix up, Goof up… Hurry up…" "How's your day?" "Looking up.

I'm leaking brain lubricant.

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long.

My book is called, "Shut Up And Stop Whining: How To Do Something With Your Life Besides Think About Yourself.

Today for show & tell, I've brought in some flash cards I made. Each card has a letter followed by several dashes. When I show the card, you yell out the vulgar, obscene or blasphemous word they stand for! …Ready? …She's such a hypocrite about building vocabulary.

Watcha doin'?” “Looking for frogs.” “How come?” “I must follow the inscrutable exhortations of my soul.