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    I sometimes think, would I drink the milk from the breast of a woman I don't know? No. So I think, why would I drink it from a cow?

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    Interviewing is tough, especially if you don't know what you're looking for.

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    In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins: cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later.

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    In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

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    I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.

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    It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.

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    I think there's something odd about eating another living anything.

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    It must be around forty, when you're "over the hill." I don't even know what that means and why it's a bad thing. When I go hiking and I get over the hill, that means I'm past the hard part and there's a snack in my future. That's a good thing as far as I'm concerned.

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    It was not so very long ago that people thought that semiconductors were part-time orchestra leaders and microchips were very small snack foods.

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    I try to stick to a vegan diet heavy on fruit and vegetables.

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    It's not so important who starts the game but who finishes it.

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    It's not whether you win or lose - but whether I win or lose.

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    I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box.

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    I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.

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    I've always dreamed of growing up to be Amy Poehler.

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    I've been vegan for about 10 and a half years. It's been all good. I'm obviously much healthier

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    Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't make them all yourself.

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    Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

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    Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to win it'... but first, you gotta have a dead end job so pathetic you're willing to kill five hours standing in line for a 1 in 25 million chance.

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    Let your food be your medicine, and your medicine be your food.

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    Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.

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    Linux is only free if your time has no value.

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    Natural forces within us are the true healers of disease.

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    Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

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    Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves.

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    Nature itself is the best physician.

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    Nothing recedes like success.

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    Never follow anyone else's path, unless you're in the woods and you're lost.

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    Nobody's a natural. You work hard to get good and then work to get better. It's hard to stay on top.

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    Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable.

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    People will buy anything that is one to a customer.

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    Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.

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    People are giving birth underwater now. They say it's less traumatic for the baby because it's under water. But it's certainly more traumatic for the other people in the pool.

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    Someone from Manolo Blahnik went into my shop and said: 'These shoes are not vegetarian.' That's the highest compliment, because you just can't tell that they are, and they are. My mum taught me to have a soul.

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    Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.

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    Pressure is something you feel when you do not know what you are doing.

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    Readers are plentiful; thinkers are rare.

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    So, if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected, let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected!

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    Stop worrying, nobody gets out of this world alive.

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    The great thing about taking big chances when you're younger is you have less to lose, and you don't know as much. So you take big swings.

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    The average age (longevity) of a meat eater is 63. I am on the verge of 85 and still work as hard as ever. I have lived quite long enough and am trying to die; but I simply cannot do it. A single beef-steak would finish me; but I cannot bring myself to swallow it. I am oppressed with a dread of living forever. That is the only disadvantage of vegetarianism.

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    Teenage girls, please don’t worry about being super popular in high school, or being the best actress in high school, or the best athlete. Not only do people not care about any of that the second you graduate, but when you get older, if you reference your successes in high school too much, it actually makes you look kind of pitiful, like some babbling old Tennessee Williams character with nothing else going on in her current life. What I’ve noticed is that almost no one who was a big star in high school is also big star later in life. For us overlooked kids, it’s so wonderfully fair.

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    The full area of ignorance is not mapped. We are at present only exploring the fringes.

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    The more pity, that fools may not speak wisely what wise men do foolishly.

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    The history of the world is the history of a few men who had faith in themselves

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    The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.

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    There's a little truth in all jive, and a little jive in all truth.

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    There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.

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    There is really a je ne sais quoi about turkey cooking - the air of festivity, the family squabbles, the constant basting - that does not apply to the turkey breast, which is, really, a convenience of food... A turkey without seasonal angst is like a baseball game without a national anthem, a winter without snow, a birthday party without candles.

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    They are sick that surfeit with too much, as they that starve with nothing.