Best 4 quotes in «funny food quotes» category

Life's too short. Start with Dessert!

I take a vitamin every day; it's called a steak.

Everyone I know is looking for solace, hope and a tasty snack.

When I buy cookies I eat just four and throw the rest away. But first I spray them with Raid so I won't dig them out of the garbage later. Be careful, though, because Raid really doesn't taste that bad.