Best 9 quotes in «having sex quotes» category

Thinking about the bed leaves you horny, but thinking beyond the bed gives you honor, freedom and wisdom.

The only thing more difficult than persuading someone else to start having sex with you is persuading yourself to stop.

What I like about masturbation is that you don't have to talk afterwards.

When a woman is romantically subdued, all she does at that moment is under the influence of her desires.

For the record, Claire Marsden and I are not having sex.

It's as satisfying to me as, uh, coming is, you know? As, ah, having sex with a woman and coming.

Nothing is either all masculine or all feminine except having sex.

I've never had to pretend to be having sex with somebody. I'm like the queen of the foreplay dissolve.

Ok, this is the most unfun threesome I have ever been a part of. Nobody's having sex and someone is yelling. I'm out of here.