Best 4 quotes in «knocked up quotes» category

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    I don't care if you got knocked up. I can still rip your throat out

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    You're not the only one falling

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    Life doesn't care about your vision. You just gotta roll with it.

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    Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.