Best 4 quotes in «red dwarf quotes» category

It's better to have loved and lost, than to have listened to an album by Olivia Newton-John

Step up to red alert." Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb." - Rimmer & Kryten, "Red Dwarf

What's it like?" "Death? It's like being on holiday with a group of Germans.

Actually, Laurence is hardly ever home; this is the first I’ve seen him in weeks. Which can only mean one thing: Red Dwarf marathon.