Best 7 quotes in «blowjob quotes» category
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Please allow me the honour of allowing you to bestow upon me a blowjob.
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That’s got to be a ten blowjob movie, at least.
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The best way to get over one man is to go down on another.
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This was not a blowjob; this was fellatio, my friends.
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All right. Here's the deal, bigshot: suck my cock. Do that and I'll let you go. Straight trade." He unzipped his fly and pulled down the elastic front of his shorts. Something that looked like a dead whitesnake fell out. Johnny observed the thin stream of blood driz-zling from it without surprise. The cop was bleeding from every other orifice, wasn't he? "Speaking in the literature sense," the cop said, grinning, "this particular blowjob is going to be a little more Anne Rice than Armistead Maupin. I suggest you follow Queen Victoria's advice - close your eyes and think of strawberry shortcake.
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By contrast, no one in Alphinland ever demanded a blowjob. But then, no one in Alphinland had a toilet either. Toilets weren’t necessary. Why waste time on that kind of routine bodily function when there were giant scorpions invading the castle?
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Since when do you have to go home to suck cock?" asked David.