Best 8 quotes in «smart ass quotes» category

I didn’t need to be a writer to know that I could. Did you have to become a penis to act like a dick?

I doubt she'll welcome you if I tell her you undressed me." "Maybe she'll only partially welcome me." Smart-ass.

If you're THAT smart...why aren't you THAT rich?

Mrs. Potts beady black eyes narrowed,"Do you know how many glass slippers I have to stitch when I get home? There's a Mad Hatter serenading a toaster as we speak. There could be mayhem wreaking havoc all over the love in New Gotham, granted what thankless ingrates you are. But here I am!

When you finally learn that you are not the smartest person in the room- you will build a better product, have better relationships, and eliminate wasted time.

If it gets me out of this city, I am up for mostly anything. Wait. Maybe I should rephrase that. I almost forgot I’m talking to your wise ass.

Mrs. Pott's beady black eyes narrowed,"Do you know how many glass slippers I have to stitch when I get home? There's a Mad Hatter serenading a toaster as we speak. There could be mayhem wreaking havoc all over the love in New Gotham, granted what thankless ingrates you are. But here I am! I've taken a chance on you..

That's it? That's all that happens after you topple from grace? We lose our rubies and rations?" Marshall smirked. "Woe is me.