Best 3 quotes of Ralph Klein on MyQuotes

I've been to Vulcan where I've been vulcanized, Carbon where you get carbonated and Standard where you get standardized. Ernie Isley's invited me to Castor … and I'm not looking forward to it.

[On what bugged him] A fine city with too many socialists and mosquitoes. At least you can spray the mosquitoes.

This is about unenforceable registration of weapons that violates the rights of people to own firearms.