Best 5 quotes of Tom Leykis on MyQuotes

Are men shallow? Should we be looking for inner beauty? Ha, ha.

I'm looking forward to providing the men of Seattle with an evening where they can kick back, light up a cigar and enjoy a night to themselves. Women, we can't technically keep you out, but please stay at home.

I wanted to see if you could put a prototype radio station on the Internet so you wouldnt have to invest $50 million or $100 million or $150 million to buy a transmitter and a frequency.

There's a difference... between the kind of woman you would bang and the kind of woman you would marry.

When I saw houses in Palmdale going for $500K, I knew something was wrong. If you got foreclosed, I don't feel sorry for you!