Best 1281 quotes in «internet quotes» category

Official truths are often powerful illusions.

One day they will invent a time machine and, like the internet, it will be used primarily for boning.

One of the great things about the Internet is that you can read what everybody has to say about everything. It is fascinating to me, the critiques about humor by people who have no sense of humor.

Our constituency aren't the type of people to be on the Internet.

Paintings are not like the Internet. They're not like movies. They're not electronic-friendly. You have to go see them. You have to stand in front of them. That's the great thing about them.

One of the paradoxes that makes the internet such a suggestive place is that, on the one hand, we perceive it as perpetually in motion and changing, and, on the other hand, it has this god-like immortality to it: It seems like it won't die and is not subject to decay, and that everything can be unwound, unlike present-tense experience, where you can't archive the present moment, you can't go back and read it over again. That's the fundamental hallmark of the internet.

Pasteboard pies and paper flowers are being banished from the stage by the growth of that power of accurate observation which is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it...

Part of the power of the Internet is that information flows out there and it's generally not censored and it's generally not controlled by any single authority.

People are very reluctant to talk about their private lives but then you go to the internet and they're much more open.

On the Internet, inside information is currency, and there will always be counterfeiters among us.

People make up rumors and put them on the Internet.

Personally I find the democratic chaos of the Internet fascinating, and for the most part really benign.

Pictures get manipulated, pictures get dropped into accounts. We've asked an internet security firm and a law firm to take a hard look at this to come up with a conclusion about what happened and to make sure it doesn't happen again.

Poor Al Gore, global warming completely debunked, via the very Internet you invented.

People are increasingly using the Internet for easy price comparisons. Also, the reliability of delivery of a product bought over the Internet has increased.

People who say that the Internet is the bubble are incredibly misguided.

Personally I am not very self-reliant when it comes to internet and computers.

Podcasts themselves cannot exist without the Internet - in a way they are a microcosm of the Internet.

Possibly the only real object-oriented system in working order. (About Internet)

Privacy is implied. Privacy is not up for discussion.

President Obama finally has his own personal Twitter account. Even John McCain said, 'Welcome to the Internet, grandpa.'

Privacy is not an option, and it shouldn't be the price we accept for just getting on the Internet.

Redefine the possible.

Pussy Riot is against the cult of consumerism and the commercialization of art. Our performances were always open for everyone and anyone can see our video clips for free on the Internet.

Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs to be filled and isn't.

Reddit is not a public utility or a public square; its a privately owned space on the Internet.

Satire dramatizes better than any other use of it, the inherent contradiction of free speech that it functions best when what is being said is at its most outrageous.

Rome wasn't built in a day, and the internet is our new Rome

SEO expertise is a core need for today's online businesses.

Selling through the internet seems to be a very good idea. There are a million areas that we can go to.

See, what we were going to do was say, the Internet is this great business strategy tool.

Service disruptions have to be avoided or at least resolved as quickly as possible. When the Internet goes down, consumers don't notice the difference between a technical malfunction, an act of sabotage by hackers or a military attack.

Search, which is extremely important, represents about 5% of the page views on the Internet and 40% of the revenue. So, highly monetized.

Since the revelations, we have seen a massive sea change in the technological basis and makeup of the Internet.

Skype is for any individual who has a broadband Internet connection.

Should check the Internet and make sure everything on there is correct.

Skepticism, like chastity, should not be relinquished too readily.

Sharing information, art, music, and everything on the internet now has become a part of everyone's lives.

Socializing on the internet is to socializing what reality TV is to reality.

So I am a product of the Internet, and to some degree a product of this sensibility of constant cultural reference.

So many commercial orgs have software where you can come and modify it but they still control everything. And what's controlled is very clearly what's good for their business, or if they're more progressive, their view of what's good for the Internet.

Some jerk infected the Internet with an outright lie. It shows how easy it is to do and how credulous people are.

Some businesses offer such a lousy customer experience that they are prime candidates for competition from Internet based stores.

Soon, the viewer won't even know if he's watching on broadcast or the Internet. He'll just be eating his cereal and see an image on the spoon. That's how we'll be watching soon, on spoons. The commercials will be on the knives.

Stupid Internet. I don't know why everyone is so impressed with it.

Stealing is stealing. I don't care if it's on the Internet or you're breaking into a warehouse somewhere - it's theft.

t century, hundreds of millions - and eventually billions - of human beings will transform their buildings into power plants to harvest renewable energies on site, store those energies in the form of hydrogen and share electricity, peer-to-peer, across local, regional, national and continental inter-grids that act much like the Internet.

Television, cable, the Internet, that's knocked the boundaries down.

Some days, I'm as shallow as a baking pan, but I still stretch miles in all directions.

Surprisingly, I think if you're known on the Internet, you're probably an introvert.