Best 13 quotes of Ray Stevens on MyQuotes

Bill Justis was a saxophone player, good musician, arranger, and friend of mine who had a big hit called Raunchy.

Do you qualify to be alive or is the limit of your senses so as to survive?

Everything is beautiful in it's own way. Like the starry summer night, or a snow-covered winter's day. And everybody's beautiful in their own way. Under God's heaven, the world's gonna find the way.

George Jones may be gone but his music will live on forever. What a great voice and a great friend.

If 10% is good enough for Jesus, it oughta be enough for Uncle Sam.

I had no idea that I could sustain a career as an artist. But, I loved music and wanted to be in the music business.

I'm a terrible trumpet player...

Osama, yo Mama didn't raise you right. When you were young, she must have wrapped your turban too tight.

People will remember a good comedy song a lot longer than they would some of the so-called straight love songs.

Take the wonder drug that cures all your ills, take Jeremiah Peabody's polyunsaturated, quick dissolving, fast acting, pleasant tasting, green and purple pills.

The human brain is a funny thing: it's very susceptible to tempo and melody. You put the right words to it, and it becomes very influential.

There is none so blind as he who will not see. We must not close our minds, we must let our thoughts be free. For every hour that passes by, we know the world gets a little bit older, it's time to realize that beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder.

They call him the Streak, he likes to turn the other cheek. He's always making the news, wearing just his tennis shoes.