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By AnonymWill Durst
Budget cuts if you're not rich, tax cuts if you are. Less money for those who don't have any and more to those who do. That's how President Fredo says we're going to get out of the giant deficit hole he's dug. You can't put it any more simply. Rich people richer. Poor people poorer.
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By AnonymWill Durst
Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale.
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By AnonymWill Durst
How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.
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By AnonymWill Durst
I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.
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By AnonymWill Durst
In San Francisco, Halloween is redundant.
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By AnonymWill Durst
In San Francisco, Haloween is redundant.
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By AnonymWill Durst
It is my experience that the best way to deal with American politics is 50 milligrams of Zoloft 3 times a day.
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By AnonymWill Durst
It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point
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By AnonymWill Durst
Men are superior to women. For one thing, men can urinate from a speeding car.
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By AnonymWill Durst
President Bush says we've turned the corner in Iraq. What is that, about 16 corners we've turned? I think they call that running in circles.
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By AnonymWill Durst
The administration says the American people want tax cuts. Well, duh. The American people also want drive-through nickel beer night. The American people want to lose weight by eating ice cream. The American people love the Home Shopping Network because it's commercial-free.
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By AnonymWill Durst
The problem is, we have yet to convince the Taliban they are fellow passengers on spaceship Earth.
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By AnonymWill Durst
The reason the Democrats are so intent on passing a stem-cell bill is they're depending on the research to grow themselves a spine.
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By AnonymWill Durst
There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it.
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By AnonymWill Durst
Voters want a fraud they can believe in.
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By AnonymWill Durst
Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump.
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By AnonymWill Durst
Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we'll all be driving Iraqi cars
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By AnonymWill Durst
When people talk about how in America, anybody can grow up to be President, I'm not sure George Bush is exactly what they had in mind.
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By AnonymWill Durst
You can't kill America. We're more than a nation. We're a notion. We're an idea. The American Dream. You never heard of the Afghanistani Dream have you. Except by bearded hermetic recluses with a fetish for uneducated women dressed as giant shuttlecocks.
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