Best 3 quotes of Carolyn Parrish on MyQuotes

Damn Americans. I hate those bastards.

My biggest problem with President Bush is when we were in kindergarten together, he broke my favorite red crayon! Since that moment, my psychiatrist told me that I haven't been able to move forward as a person. Severely hindering the chances of me being able to mature any since that tragic day. For that, I'll never forgive him.

We are not joining the coalition of the idiots. We are joining the coalition of the wise.