Best 9 quotes of Rasmus Lerdorf on MyQuotes

For all the folks getting excited about my quotes. Here is another - Yes, I am a terrible coder, but I am probably still better than you :)

I actually hate programming, but I love solving problems.

I don't know how to stop it, there was never any intent to write a programming language [...] I have absolutely no idea how to write a programming language, I just kept adding the next logical step on the way.

I don't like programming. It's tedious.

I'm not a real programmer. I throw together things until it works then I move on. The real programmers will say Yeah it works but you're leaking memory everywhere. Perhaps we should fix that. I'll just restart Apache every 10 requests.

PHP is about as exciting as your toothbrush. You use it every day, it does the job, it is a simple tool, so what? Who would want to read about toothbrushes?

There are people who actually like programming. I dont understand why they like programming.

Ugly problems often require ugly solutions. Solving an ugly problem in a pure manner is bloody hard.

When the world becomes standard, I will start caring about standards.