Best 10 quotes of Bob Thaves on MyQuotes

I believe in facing reality. But only because I don't like turning my back on it.

I don't know if I can live on my income or not - the government won't let me try it.

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.

It's not that Good doesn't triumph over Evil, it's that the point spread is too small.

Money talks — but credit has an echo.

My mind wanders a lot, but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.

People used to live lives of quiet desperation - now they go on talk shows!

The Senate being tied is a start. Now, if only it could be gagged.

When you come into the world you have nothing... when you leave you have nothing... and in between there's the IRS.

Sure he was great, but don't forget that Ginger Rogers did everything [Fred Astaire] did, .. backwards and in high heels." From: Frank and Ernest by Bob Thaves, art by Bob Thaves.